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"What on earth am I thinking???

You young/uns can drive by sight!

Hoons drive by sound!

Me?

I can't see a speedo for nuts...

I can only find the rear vision mirrors by the way the reflections move...

Ever since I lost my hair on top and then it re-emerged through my ears I can't hear a thing...

So that means I can only rely on the smell of burnt rubber to tell me I'm movin...

or would you prefer to argue with my Sherman..."

...says the 78y.o.

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Victorian Premier John Brumby, however, was not impressed with John Belfield's claims, labelling Australia's oldest hoon driver an "idiot", while police said he was toying with death.

The septuagenarian

He's 78 for f*cks sake... he's toying with death every time he takes a shower or negotiates stairs and its not like he was doing it in the middle of the city! :whistling:

80 y.o. lady just been caught on the Murray River Hwy doing 165km/hr under hoon laws (65 over the limit)

...again giving us younger drivers a bad name. :D

She must of been running late for bingo. :cool:

She must of been running late for bingo. :cool:

:D LOL

Do the young guns know what bingo is?

...just wondering when you'd come up for air Genelle. haha

BTW, one of the organising committee will be in touch with you soon, regarding leading/tailing group #2 at the R32 GT-R 21st Anniversary - and thanks for your offer to help. Rather a young'un like you than that 80 yr old above... (who's lost her licence now anyways)

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