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Hey Mr Iron Chef, Can You Please Translate This Auction Sheet For Me?

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Ugh that is way too small to read! Can you get a bigger version?

What I can make out:

Factory aero, aluminium wheels

Recaro seat

Momo steering wheel

Dual airbags

ABS brakes

Steering wheel has wear

Seat has cigarette burn?

Big scratch on bonnet and paint fade?

Cig burns and scratches elsewhere... it's seriously hard to read

Maybe paint fade on rear spoiler

Scratches and dents to the body (they often make that general statement just to cover their ass)

There's other stuff but it's just a smudge! Kris can you make out any more than I could?

Ben

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Iron Chef

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Yeah she's a bit small, but Ben is on the money...

Factory kit, alloy wheels, Factory Recaro seats and Momo steering wheel, Dual airbags, ABS

Steering wheel worn, seats worn and creased, something about the rear seat too, mentions the engine bay and the intercooler, probably dented, from that sheet it is probably faded to buggery in a few spots - regular culprits are the plasitc bits - mirrors, rear spoiler, bonnet vent, a grade 4 might have been a bit generous on it, but that's the USS way...

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Iron Chef

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Is this the reply from the seller of that V35?

It has been hit by a bullet train - driver's door, rear quarter, bootlid and presumably rear bar all replaced, points to a big hit. Reads quite nicely aside from that, but I wouldn't risk sending it to a compliance workshop here.

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