Your Goriest Injury

[Zdenko]

1 word... greek..

with out any slippery assistance.

trust me on this one ok.. dont go there.... ever... that saying about girls on there rags.. somthing like when it goes red go brown... u tell them to ggf..

i was in pain for a week!!!! couldnt piss with out crying

[doxximus]

i was thinking of something involving braces?

[Zdenko]

lol

nope cant say thats ever happened

althought ... i think if it did ...a right hook would be involved on my behalf

[Wardest]

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Originally posted by Zdenko

i think if it did ...a right hook would be involved on my behalf

mmmmmm, can we all say misogynist?

Speaking of braces, when I was 12 I once managed to get mine caught in the carpet. Not the "good" carpet but the stuff on my floor. When dad finished laughing he got me a knife so I could cut myself loose.

[doxximus]

ahahahahahaha pics!

[Wardest]

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Originally posted by doxximus

ahahahahahaha pics!

Dad didn't have the presence of mind to get the camera.

[NuGGeT]

ROFL thats classic wardest

Zdenko wat happens when she bites down after the old left hook?

[B-Man]

I got a couple - not as good as some - anyway....

When I was 18 - schoolies week up in Qld - went on the waterslide - decided to be a smartarse and go down the slide on my belly - So I launch myself over the thing you are meant to sit on at the top of the slide - and guess what - I land on my face - busted all four front top teeth off at gum level - Worst pain in my life - 4 tooth nerves exposed to cold water and air - Went to the dentist and he put like araldite or some shit over the busted teeth so the nerves wouldn't be exposed - Had to drink Beer through a straw for the rest of schoolies.

Another time, I was climbing a 9 foot brink wall - just about to get over the top when I lose my grip and footing - I fell and my the bit just at the bottom of where my nose meets my lip took the full force and implact of the corner of the top of the brick re-inforcing pylon thingy - blood everywhere.....

[Mr. Oizo]

danny.. i still dont get what happened to u??

[doxximus]

he was doing idb

[Mr. Oizo]

eh... oohhh... gotchya..

[Zdenko]

;-)

and nugget... when she bites down.. thats when i start the combos

[Ozzy]

thanks for clearing that up Z.

When you said 'ripped' I thought perhaps it was some sort of incident involving a large salt water crocodile or something.

Gotta watch out for those GF's they're dangerous eh?

[Zdenko]

damn rite! some places men were not ment to explore i recon...

[Wardest]

Well, this has proved to be a most interesting thread. My thanks to everyone who contributed, you are all very special people.

It even drew some folks I'd never even heard of before.

Hopefully they will feel compelled to post in my next thread. As to what that will be, You'll just have to stay tuned. I will endeavour to make it as entertaining as this one has been.

However we must keep these topics freash and we'd hate this one to stagnate wouldn't we?

Thank you all once again, I now call on one of the mods to close the thread. Nark, James would you please do the honours

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