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Hello Mr Tuner, I'd like an oil and cam belt change. That's were it starts. Next thing you know is your putting in an OSG 5 speed and buying an N1 block for the stroker kit your going to buy. Resist!

No thats just you, Paul, Gav, Mike.....oh wait, you might be right haha

Get a small container of water and pour it into the pod filter while the engine is running. It will dramatically increase your compression and you will find drifting so easy going into corners.

hahaha

Get a small container of water and pour it into the pod filter while the engine is running. It will dramatically increase your compression and you will find drifting so easy going into corners.

Not to mention it also doubles your power band, increases torque by 60nm, increases the motor's rev limit another 500rpm and drops your quarter mile time into the 12's! Easy m8!

Hopefully anyone reading this realises thats a joke.

Could end badly..

Wasteland advice doesn't get any better :)

For somewhat better advice go to the "Forced Induction" section.

The first thing people should do before they start modding is work out what it is about the car they want to improve or more importantly why they want to improve it.

Throw away meaningless advice about mods to do next " fit a FMIC , POD etc..." until you work out the plan.

The biggest waste of time is getting into the " I want 400rwhp....." mindset. It is a place many start but, ultimately get away from it as fast as you can, one power number means nothing in the scheme of achieving a result.

rev210's 2c

Get a small container of water and pour it into the pod filter while the engine is running. It will dramatically increase your compression and you will find drifting so easy going into corners.

PFFT WTF why would you say that. i ran out straight away and did it then came back and saw this :devil:

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Hopefully anyone reading this realises thats a joke.

Could end badly..

rev210!!!

i challenge you to a duel!!

:D

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PFFT WTF why would you say that. i ran out straight away and did it then came back and saw this :devil:

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rev210!!!

i challenge you to a duel!!

:D

Don't worry.

All you need to do is take off the pod filter completely and grab a bucket of beach sand and let the engine suck in about a cup full while running at 6,000rpm.

It will port and polish the head and improve the steering. The Tyres will stick to the road better too.

Edited by rev210
Don't worry.

All you need to do is take off the pod filter completely and grab a bucket of beach sand and let the engine suck in about a cup full while running at 6,000rpm.

It will port and polish the head and improve the steering. The Tyres will stick to the road better too.

it better coz this is worse than the time someone told me to put some sugar in my tank coz it give me more 50kws

I recall reading something on an audi forum about a guy that put sand into his intake. I believe it ended up being a joke.

I've gotta agree with rev210 about deciding what you really want fromy your car before you start modding, saves alot of money in the end.




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