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basti does this answer your question???

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Mo...er-t258139.html

i f**king LOL'd at that thread hahahahahahahaha

OMFG! ROFL

His replies need to be framed ie., "tyres don't make much difference to perfomance. I want performance upgrades, not suspension. What are coilovers? They're suspension right?"

Thanks guys, i'm glad i'm not the only one that thinks that moron is a complete tosser.

Sorry it had to come to that but i don't take lightly to idiots insulting my family. Too bad he couldn't fight his own battles and needed mates to back him up.

YOU BANNED HIM?!?! That kid was hilarious! God I hope he comes back with some of his tirades. Seriously, sorry guys but your responses were often nowhere near as funny as the shit dribbling out his mouth! Who can forget classics like, "tyres are unimportant", "I'm not interested in hooning but how do I do a burnout?", and "Will thrashing the shit out of my skyline hurt it in any way?"

I have been following his posts for days now and couldn't wait for it to hit the point of...

"One of my mates reckons that petrol is a liquid, and so is water. So instead of paying bullshit prices for fuel he reckons you can use this stuff called distilled water from SuperCheap. I think it's overpriced cos i have a hose at my house so I'll just use it. My mate reckons it has made no difference to the way his vn commodore runs, which is not at all at the moment because it is up on stands getting 32 inch rims put on. But he is quietly confident it will work. Well not so much quietly confident as very vocally confident. So may say arrogant, or even 'tosser'.

So i'll give it a try once my car is going again. It sort of went bang mid burnout. My mates reckons its cos the wheels are too small and not shiny enough so the engine can't run in properly, but this mechanic bloke reckons it was cos of our home made engine oil."

hey, did you ban awsome as well???

I gotta ask... where they from the same location/ ip??

the posts were really similar... and mulitple crap after crap threads.... stupidly dumb.... like dumber and dumber with a car, but funny :/

Thanks guys, i'm glad i'm not the only one that thinks that moron is a complete tosser.

Sorry it had to come to that but i don't take lightly to idiots insulting my family. Too bad he couldn't fight his own battles and needed mates to back him up.

i dont blame you getting angry over somone insulting your family because im the same.

YOU BANNED HIM?!?! That kid was hilarious! God I hope he comes back with some of his tirades. Seriously, sorry guys but your responses were often nowhere near as funny as the shit dribbling out his mouth! Who can forget classics like, "tyres are unimportant", "I'm not interested in hooning but how do I do a burnout?", and "Will thrashing the shit out of my skyline hurt it in any way?"

I have been following his posts for days now and couldn't wait for it to hit the point of...

"One of my mates reckons that petrol is a liquid, and so is water. So instead of paying bullshit prices for fuel he reckons you can use this stuff called distilled water from SuperCheap. I think it's overpriced cos i have a hose at my house so I'll just use it. My mate reckons it has made no difference to the way his vn commodore runs, which is not at all at the moment because it is up on stands getting 32 inch rims put on. But he is quietly confident it will work. Well not so much quietly confident as very vocally confident. So may say arrogant, or even 'tosser'.

So i'll give it a try once my car is going again. It sort of went bang mid burnout. My mates reckons its cos the wheels are too small and not shiny enough so the engine can't run in properly, but this mechanic bloke reckons it was cos of our home made engine oil."

:/

Seriously, can he really be like that in real life? This guy should do his own stand-up section at the GMs.

hey, did you ban awsome as well???

I gotta ask... where they from the same location/ ip??

the posts were really similar... and mulitple crap after crap threads.... stupidly dumb.... like dumber and dumber with a car, but funny :/

Two bans in two days

oh how luckieee am i? :)

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