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A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?"

"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault".

"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.

"In the park just down the road" she replied.

"Can you describe what happened?"

"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, and then sexually assaulted me".

"Could you give me a description of him?"

"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg".

"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.

"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Aussie Cricketer".

"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?"

"No", she replied, "he wasn't in for very long".

Oh so now there is jokes about us? Eff this most of the cricket i can remember was us kicking ass (Except for our mid 90's one day struggles) and I am disliking that now the shoe is on the other foot!

U2 was very good, JayZ i dont have much time for normally but i enjoyed his hour actually...

Bono was awesome live actually, i dont know where you get the impression he sucks live. I was really impressed...

The ages of people there was surprising also, from 10 years old right up to 70 there was a very diverse crowd. Must were between 20 & 40'ish...

There are not too many bands around that can crank number 1's for 2 hours straight... Dont get me wrong i dont even own a U2 cd, but figured for $40 how could you not go... The stage aka "the claw" was absolutely amazing, im really glad ticketek dropped the prices on the last day, sucks if you piad $179 like the guy sitting next to me...

On the Jay Z downside He was a life long knicks fan (thats good) James Dolan wouldnt sell him a share of the team (Ooo thats bad) But he found another team (thats good) but it was the New Jersey Nets (thats bad)but he managed to broker a deal to get them moved (OOOO thats good) to Brooklyn which is Knicks country (THATS BAD)

So he changes teams then moves them into his 'favorite' teams back yard....but due to the reasons above I cant be mad at him.

Nope

Ahh, seemed like a pretty solid drunken ramble. Never mind.

Just REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY bored

Same. Everyone has just f*cked off to the xmas party bar contractors. We were originally invited, but then they changed their mind and decided we couldn't go. f*ckers.

I'm going to do my min hours and then f*ck off (i.e. 12:30).

@Scott:

Changed my mind, not for sale.

Reasons:-

Wont get what it's worth.

Wont be able to get anything anywhere near as good for the money as a replacement.

Put too much effort into it, want to get a bit of value out of it.

The devil you know......

sorry

Hooks

Thread was deleted. Found using my super greato awesome moderator powahs.

Oh and fuggers,

Taken the future bro In law out for his bucks tonight.

Suggestions on decent titty bars.

I have caberet club booked in.

any others?

Oh and fuggers,

Taken the future bro In law out for his bucks tonight.

Suggestions on decent titty bars.

I have caberet club booked in.

any others?

Love and rockets is ok but really none come close to the caberet, dont go to Tonys, Stop by the peep show for solid lols

to all those people that have left early from work today.

fuggers the lotta ya.

Suck it.

+1 damn you early mark mafuccas :rant:

Says the unemployed bum...

Oh and fuggers,

Taken the future bro In law out for his bucks tonight.

Suggestions on decent titty bars.

I have caberet club booked in.

any others?

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dont go to Tonys

LOL

Just been to the shopping centre. School holidays + summer = win.

Also Colin's sister.

End Transmission.

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