Inner West Crew Whoretown (toowong/st Lucia/kenmore/indooroopilly And Sometimes Sunnybank?)

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Hey Marty

No wait that's not right

[brizzy_rocker]

no one here streams porn lol? loads quicker haha

[Smity42]

Hey Marty

No wait that's not right

Don't call me Marty

[Isola]

no one here streams porn lol? loads quicker haha

nope, we just have sex with real girls instead of our hands*. You should try it sometime

*except Jason. He meets fat old men on the intertrons instead

[Isola]

Don't call me Marty

what's the matter McFly? ...Chicken?

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Don't call me Marty

Fine then, i'll call him Tim.

Hey Tim

nope, we just have sex with real girls instead of our hands*. You should try it sometime

*except Jason. He meets fat old men on the intertrons instead

Leave jack out of this

He's hot and your jealous

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Side note :

Job application I just sent

Afternoon Dean,

Thank you for you rejection letter dated the 19th of Jan 2010. It is unfortunate but at this time due to high volumes of corespondance, I am unable to accept this. This rejection letter although is of a high quality and standard and will be kept on file for the next six weeks incase there is a change in my cirumstance.

Looking forward to starting work with you.

Sincerley,

Jason

P.S. You interviewed the guy three times ?

From: dean@secretdonttell.com

To: skins@secret.com

Subject: Workshop Technician Job

Date: Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:58:55 +1000

Hello Jason,

Thank you for submitting an application for the 'Workshop Technician' position which I advertised in SEEK.COM.AU. I have been impressed with the volume and quality of applicants who have recognised this opportunity. However; it is my responsibility to screen all candidates and present a shortlist for the owners to consider. The very least I can do for you is keep you up to date with your application. Late yesterday afternoon we interviewed an applicant for the third time and were confident in making an offer of employment. The offer was gratefully accepted and thus the advertised position is no longer available.

Once again I thank you for your application and hope you will allow me the opportunity in the future to place you into employment. If you see a position I am advertising I welcome you to send an application.

Dean

www.cantsay.com

dean@shhh.com

PO box somethimg

Mt Gravatt Plaza

QLD 4122, Australia

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I'll let you know if I get anything back

[Smity42]

Fine then, i'll call him Tim.

Hey Tim

I prefer Jimmy, but I guess I'll answer to Tim

Hey Fred

Side note :

Job application I just sent

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F*CKING LOL!

[Redsuns88]

Skins : needs more auto tune when reading the snips

isola : f**king lol hahaha

[Isola]

Leave jack out of this

He's hot and your jealous

'tis true I'm jealous he's stealing you from me

[Isola]

Side note :

Job application I just sent

etc etc etc etc etc

If they don't hire you after that... there's something wrong with them!

roflcopter!

[skins]

yep woo

[Isola]

thread needs more anything

[Redsuns88]

MEE!!!

[brizzy_rocker]

nope, we just have sex with real girls instead of our hands*. You should try it sometime

cant do until im married, muslim bro lolz,

porn is all us moslems have before we get married

[Isola]

cant do until im married, muslim bro lolz,

porn is all us moslems have before we get married

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[yaface]

cant do until im married, muslim bro lolz,

porn is all us moslems have before we get married

Hahaha, pretty sure the koran says you can't drink alcohol either.... May as well break another rule...lol

[brizzy_rocker]

lol bro i only drink halal beer

[Isola]

Hahaha, pretty sure the koran says you can't drink alcohol either.... May as well break another rule...lol

hell yeah! break a better one than drinking! get your on boi!

[yaface]

and by breaking a rule I mean breaking a vagina.....