pm's need nerd help

[fatz]

non nerd need help

how do we fix our pms when they r shagged

i get a few but now its says they r full

when i look at my pm list there doesnt appear to be any in there so i dont know how it could be full

help me please

i need nerd help

please

[fatz]

woops wrong section

[carlo]

ON the left it says show messages from last 5 days. Change that to say from the begining and it should show you all your messages.

[Tosh]

Originally posted by fatz

woops wrong section

fixed for you pete

[benm]

Remove any 'sent' PM's too.

[fatz]

dude thanks for that had about 50 sent pm that was blocking it up

cheers

[benm]

So that makes u a pre-nerd eh fatz ?

[Merli]

Pete. We can do this.

To solve this inconsistency, we have to be goal-oriented, and results-driven.... Just to make sure we're all on the same page here, lets open a dialog and drill down through your list of goals.

From there, if needed, we can setup sidebar meetings and touch base as often as needed, or on a go forward basis, to ensure we maintain synergistic quality in this project.

Please send me a SCOPE document, outlining the individual milestones for this project and a list of deliverables for each milestone.

YOU, are my point of contact.

BTW, we charge $480/hour to throw big words at you, that we made up during a brainstorm session.

[B-Man]

Fatz - your a poof !

Call me for pickup details.

PS - I 'speculate' that a 'Gannt chart' and 'Pert Chart' are in order to 'fully qualify' the 'Value Proposition' put forward my Merli 'et al'.

Further, the 'stakeholders' who are 'funding' the aformentioned 'deliverable milestones' are subject to the 'terms and conditions' outlined in the 'Project Plan' of last week.

Meanwhile, the 'business case' will be put forward to the 'steering comittee' , who will deliberate the 'pro's and cons' of the 'expected outcome' thus arriving at a unanimous and joint decision to hold another meeting to decide the 'outcome of the proposal'.

The 'Steering comittee' may experience 'push back' from the various 'perfom groups'' who have been 'engaged to deliver' the outlined 'pieces of work' in order to 'mitigate the risks and issues' associated with eliminating the 'critical path milestones'.

The comunications plan will be presented to the customer so that 'buy in' is obtained so we can 'move forward' in a 'team environment' to 'deliver' the desired objectives.

'thanks in advance'

PS - Fats is a poof !

[Duncan]

I AM FATZ AND I AM GAY

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

(Not quite the same, is it :confused: )

[Mr Rb20]

Can someone clear mine out for me too please.

I am having the same problems.

[benm]

Its pretty simple, just login to your PM's area and clear out each of the folders.

[31GUN]

I do have to agree, that Fatz is a large and unmitigated homosexual.

But he does look good in tight jeans.

John Howard.

[fatz]

im touched people

merli= super nerd

and stop using all these nerded up university word on me....my brain hurts

b-man- you didnt complaine last night baby.... you can be the dady tommorow

lol

and dunkan yo muma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[red900ss]

Stop it Merli and B-Man you are scaring me. That cr@p should only be used behind closed doors by people called Brent in italian linen suits drinking half-double decaf lattes.

Go back 2 t3h l337 sp33|< at once! :uh-huh:

p3t3 luvs it g33k styl :shake: