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Who here thinks SAU should come together and make this revised version a reality? Lol

I'm into internet marketing, and videos like this can make huge dollars on Youtube (even without selling a product - hard to explain).

If we could make a professional looking video then I'm sure it would do well on Youtube.

I've got a recording studio, so the recording the track wouldn't be too hard.

Just need some actors for the video and we're set :ninja: Who's in?

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Ok i think i finished mucking arround with the song

Thats all i can come up with for now:

Lock eyes from across the street

Down my drink, to my subbies beat

Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoke and crowd

My R turns tires into smoky clouds

I drop the clutch and my tires fry

Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to R

Our lips first touch in the GTR

Whole night what we go in store

Wisper in my ear that you want some more

(And I Jizz on the seat of my R

This never realy happends, when im in the GTR

I wont appologise, this is just absurd

Its mainly ur fault for that way that you are)

{x2}

And I Jizz on the seat of my GTR

Dont tell your friends or I'll say you'r a 5lut

Plus its ur fault you were rubbing my clutch

Its very sensitive, someone said its a plus

Now i'll go home and clean

I need a few things from the grocery

My drivers seat is still moistely

Left me heart broken not looking for love

Surprise in my eyes when i looked above

The chick at the Drivethrough and I saw her face

I dropped my clutch through time and space

Never though I could rev so loud again

But the look in her eyes said i need a cloud

She turned to me thats when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked me to dose it

(And I Jizz on the dash

Its perfectly normal nothing wrong with my car

But we gona need a cleaner in my GTR

And now I dossed to impress her friend)

{x2}

And I Jizz on the dash

To be fair I was dossing a lot

And because you asked, it got me bothered and hot

Please stop acting like your not impressed

One more thing in gona rip a patch

Last week, I saw a film

As I recall it was a Street Racing film

Walked outside into the rain

Dropped my clutch and lost the rear

And I Jizzed on the dash

Speeding down the street, when the red-lights flash

Need to get away, need to clean my dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you

And I Jizz on the seat of my R32

The next day, I did a dose

And I Jizz on the seat

Open my window and petrol fumes roll in

Jizz on my seat

When Vin Diesel drove off in the end of FnF

I Jizzed on my dash

I just layed a patch

And I Jizzed on my dash

I went..

Jizzed on my dash

(Ok serriuosly you guys, can we.. OK)

I Jizz on my seat every time im in my R

And when im driving her, it feels like sex in a GTR

You say I'm immature, I just call it having a hoon

I carry spare tires, coz i act like a tool

Coz I Jizz on my seat

(Jizz on my seat, coz I Jizz on my seat) x 5

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I'm into internet marketing, and videos like this can make huge dollars on Youtube (even without selling a product - hard to explain).

If we could make a professional looking video then I'm sure it would do well on Youtube.

I've got a recording studio, so the recording the track wouldn't be too hard.

Just need some actors for the video and we're set :ninja: Who's in?

i happen to know the moron in question who started this topic he goes to my tafe im willing to act in and convince him to act in a video well make this idiot famous!

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THAT IS GOLD :ninja:

I think the last section needs a bit of work, but the rest had me in stitches man.

Coming from a part time producer/songwriter: YOU HAVE TALENT :)

I wouldn't realy call it talent.... more like a lot of spare time :)

Yeah i was running out of ideas for the last section

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i was banging this chick in the back seat of my gtr and i blew on my seats.. wondering where i can get a good steam clean from?

I got the fix:

1. Wear a bag next time.

2. You may need that stuff that is always advertised on the radio... for premature ejaculation

3. Alot of us love our cars.... but not that much....

4. The front seat is better :)

5. As her/him to use their mouth as temporary storage.

:ninja:

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