Public Enemy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 For those of us that have not yet experienced marriage, don't say i didn't warn you. It makes you do crazy things. Egyptian cuts off penis to torpedo marriage Posted Sun May 31, 2009 10:35pm AEST An Egyptian has cut off his own penis in protest at his parents' choice of bride, a police official said. The 25-year-old labourer from the village of Sheikh Eissa in southern Egypt was taken to hospital in stable condition, the official said, adding that the man had also mutilated his testicles. "He was in love with a woman but his parents rejected her and told him to marry another woman he didn't want. He took a knife and cut off his penis in his room," the official said. Doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added. http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05...m?section=world Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanisonfire Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 WTF!!! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4629388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymonkey Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 if someone's stupid enough to cut their own dangleberries off, then the world is a better place without their genes. grab your woman and elope... yeesh. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4629408 Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrotristan Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 wow did not see that coming :| what a sick messed up f**k lol Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4629418 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dukes- Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I would understand if he cut off his balls, but the penis? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4629690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthisglass Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 umm wut? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4630324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levi_ Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 That's it, punish your parents by cutting of your own penis.... wait... what? That's seriously the best solution he could come up with? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4630349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossie_21 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Takes some balls to do something like that Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4630376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAS-25T Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 lulz Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4630458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostzor Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Whoa, he sure showed them. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4631116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzy_scuz Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I wonder if the next family barbeque will fore go sasauges for awhile? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4631127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostzor Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Being from Egypt and probably Muslim, id assume that is the norm. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4631129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R34 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Takes some balls to do something like that Took Isn't that past tense now? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4631136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzy_scuz Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 He is smart in away, If he can't own his balls then no one can. Hell many a married man will tell ya that there nuts are in a vice by there misses so better a quick ouch than long progressive pain. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4631140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NA_Goodness Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Haha lol. Being 25, couldn't he just move out? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4635783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeLSki Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 She must've been a minger Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4647296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayuri Krab Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 That's it, punish your parents by cutting of your own penis.... wait... what? Agreed, cutting your own balls off is nothing new, in ancient China all male servants who works in the forbidden city (empire's palace) are required to neuter themselves. But cutting your own penis?! WTF?! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4733659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 lol i spose its ok.. i meen he did it himself.. and thats got to be better then having someone else do it to u.. been alot of stories of angry wives cutting the hubbies bits off... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4734105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 *Cuts dick and balls off* *looks down* "lol VAGIIINNAAAAA!!" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4766946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public Enemy Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 maybe he's not so stupid after all. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/272667-marriage-your-doing-it-wrong/#findComment-4767481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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