Japanese Jargon

[Boosted Zed]

I am sure there are a lot of curley Japanese stickers, logos or instructions that people have seen out there but this one is a beauty. Instructions we found inside a Trust gear knob box. Word for Word in official Greddy deciferers talk.

Please note I am not having fun at them as their Engwish is way better than my Japanese. I have writen exactly as per the instructions including the capitals and punctuation marks.

Directories for Fixings

We appredicate your esteemed firm so too much to purchase our products: " Allumini-made Auto- Handle" this time. Here below pls read our " Directories for Fixings" in detailed and be sure to apply our this products most at easy.

Notes while befure Fixing

1. Firstly pull out Fire Bat, then hold closely the Brake Bat, there- after proceeds for processings.

2. While finding Gear sets throw out, Be care for the lossingsof those attached accessories, or other ant-thing incidents.

Note while applying adhesive elements, should make drier by dryer, that also makes easy to resolve them.

It goes on but I think you get the picture.

Made my day, but then I may be cheap.

I say "Stop now before side split".

Nick By By says " Gee looks like one of Johns regular emails "

[akeenan]

I admire anyone who knows a second language. As i know how difficult it is sometimes to learn one. Although I think something like this should have maybe been proof read before going out on an english speaking market.