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A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies,'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking...'

Then little RALPHY says,'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little RALPHY Replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I Like your thinking.'

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First thing i said to dave last night,

"those starcorps look alright..."

"they are not f**king starcorps, you douche"

lol.

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they lack offset...

your meshies were much better!! IMO

they do? fronts sit a bit further out than the meshies did, rears despite being (apparently) a higher offset sit basically dead on where the meshies did. meshies were pretty awesomesauce though.

17 x 9 +unknown, mid teens, were sold as 18/19ish.

Starcorps

:)

:P

stop it luke, you will make him cry.

im a big boy, i can handle myself... *sniff*

lol, i knew itd happen when i first saw them.

First thing i said to dave last night,

"those starcorps look alright..."

"they are not f**king starcorps, you douche"

lol.

lol, your memory's a little off.

jake: (serious) "hey, are these starcorps?"

me: "am i the sorta person who'd buy rep wheels?"

is that Crozier st in Pt Adelaide Dave?

uhm... yes?

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