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I've had people throw eggs. Fortunatly it was a group of spastics who couldn't throw and they all missed by a mile. Unless they were aiming for the driveway then they hit it dead on several times.

hahahah gold! ! almost tempted to whack this in my sig :)

Lance: What?

Vincent: f**king keyed it.

Lance: Oh, man, that's f**ked up.

Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit f**ked with it.

Lance: They should be f**king killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.

Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.

Lance: What a f**ker!

Vincent: What's more chickenshit than f**king with a man's automobile? I mean, don't f**k with another man's vehicle.

Lance: You don't do it.

Vincent: It's just against the rules.

Love that part in Pulp Fiction, so bloody true.

My favourite scene is the burger scene...

"What does Marcellas Wallace look like? Does he look like a bitch? Then why you tryin' to f**k him like one!"

"that's one tastey burger! would you mind if I wash it down with some of your tastey beverage?"

OMG! Stupid cum stains! I hate people like that!

I used to have a old Suzuki Sierra Soft top.. Got a new soft roof for it and within the week one of the abbo's down the street put a slit through the plastic window... Then it broke down and someone broke into it over night and smashed egg all over my dash and seats...

And then when I was at work one day all 4 of my tyres were slashed. (This was all while I used to live in Townsville) I have a good idea who slashed my tyres and if I ever see them Im going to get my bitch on!

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yeah i know the feeling had my 34 egged a while back .. although the 2 22 yr olds who egged it didnt go home that nite on their feet...sometimes violance sorts them deranged assh##les out thats why i carry a baseball bat

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