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Spotted a numnuts in a silver 33 @ 140kms, arm outta the drivers window heading down the parkway and turned off to Woden about 4.15.

Lucky for him the 5_0 were on the other side of the concrete heading the opposite way.

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Spotted this funny @ work

QUEANBEYAN FLOOD RELIEF - APPEAL

Torrential rain hit Queanbeyan in the early hours of last night. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, flannies soaked, woollen trackies sagging, muttering 'Faaackinell'.

Flood waters devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Queanbeyan Herald reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Queanbeyan .

One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old Mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little daughter Chardonnay-Mercedes came running in to my bedroom crying. My youngest two Joachim and River slept through it all.'

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from Kmart and Bone China from Big W.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: flannelette Shirts, tight blue jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg boots and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked Beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.

Donations of $15.00 will be taken to buy a packet of Winny blue 25s and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

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Spotted this funny @ work

QUEANBEYAN FLOOD RELIEF - APPEAL

Torrential rain hit Queanbeyan in the early hours of last night. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, flannies soaked, woollen trackies sagging, muttering 'Faaackinell'.

Flood waters devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Queanbeyan Herald reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Queanbeyan .

One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old Mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little daughter Chardonnay-Mercedes came running in to my bedroom crying. My youngest two Joachim and River slept through it all.'

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from Kmart and Bone China from Big W.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: flannelette Shirts, tight blue jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg boots and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked Beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.

Donations of $15.00 will be taken to buy a packet of Winny blue 25s and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Haha, I got that one too... Just posted it in the wasteland than realised you posted it here

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  • 2 weeks later...

Hey gurl, I seen your yellow terra pulling in as I was passing your bumper, spotted the blonde hair in the isle's a tad later but was so keen to beat the crowd to the Checkout chook and then I lost site.

Shano is well.......... you know Shano :D.............. my son. Luv him dearly like Homer luvs bart at times...bahahaha

Did he flog you some certified genuine Versaci, Hugo Boss or Dolce' G sunnies? :P

I'm sure he prolly pumped up the Tunes when he saw you. DJ G ....... Bro ...lol

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Haha no he turned it DOWN so we could chat!! I'm gonna come visit you soon.... I hear in about a week will be a good time ;):thumbsup:

I need new sunnies!! BADLY!! Mine are so f**king scratched and crap. Now I know where to go.

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We need a party @ mine again I think - New Years ?

I have the coolest eyz wrapped in Hugo Boss :cool: (thanks to ferret). Merry Xmas Dad...

Spotted when I got home this arv - You should see my new mint Volk GTC's in Diamond black ( pure porn!)

Cloth to wipe em down, kleenex for me :P

She's close Shell - sooooooooo close I can taste it.

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