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Yeah I've had that too... a tidy old Monaro (HK or something), moron in the back seat said "if it had another four cylinders you might be worthy of a race". My reply was the same as your mate's, word for word :P

Actually we've been on the other end of it too... a few years ago, cruising in a mate's LX Torana, this knob in a WRX looks at us with a derogatory expression and says "farkin V8 knuckle draggers, you just don't get it. Power to weight is where it's at" and gives it a bit of a rev. Naturally we gave it some stick, and the 9 sec tunnel-rammed 383 handed him his arse on a plate :) Next set of lights we all leaned out the windows and said "power to weight mate, power to weight" and laughed at him etc etc :lol: Oh to be immature again...

Best one ever though was a bloke at school who I never got along with, trying to egg me on for a race in my Dad's slow-as-anything 253 HX Premier in rolling traffic. I told him to fark off, and he said "you drive like a pansy, give it some stick, learn how to drive ya farkin retard", and then he gave it a stab and ran up the back of a LandCruiser that was stopped at a red light. I nearly missed the light go green because I was still laughing so hard at him. Probably should have been looking out the front instead of through the side window :(

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a mate's got the 2003 BMW M3 SMG 2, he's been braggin how he does gtr's all day everyday, hyndai :P. When he knew I picked up gtr, he was hangin to run me. So we did, with a short whislte I turn to him & say no probs, lights green & go.... left him there like a baby lost in a shopping centre screaming for it's mum. Get to the next lights, I'm laughing & he yells out "that's cause it's 4WD... :confused: aren't all gtr's 4WD??"

I'm in the E55 had it for a week, hero's in a 355 spider, look over & say "hey mate nice car maybe one day you'll be able to afford a real car like this 355" my bro looks at me & laughs, so I say "hmmm - switch the esp off for a tick smokem at the lights, as there eyes pop out of their heads I say let's go at green"... story short "I whipped them harder than a Mr whippy soft serve" & just to rub it in, as they followed us into our industrial estate.... I slowed to a close stop, flicked the esp off & began my version of "The Limo Driver" around his 355. After the smoke cleared, & the drivers eyes popped back into his head, my bro yells out "can your real car do that with 4passenger, without sending you broke....tossa..then a royale salute of the birds" & then hi ho, hi ho off to work we go hi, ho, hi, ho, hi, ho"

Hahahaha

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I don't get haggled alot, but it's just the people that see your driving a Skyline, and instantly take it as their god given right to act like an idiot. I just want to drive my damn car and be left alone sometimes.

Mates carby jet was blocked due to bad fuel in his 351 xe falcon ,and we were stuck on side of the road trying to fix it, and some bright spark drives past and says

"buy a ford"

I mean what else looks like an xe falcon thats not a ford??

For those that live in Sydney...

there is a guy at the M2 toll gates that looks as though he is always working... everytime I pull up to pay he says "give it some pepper" and hangs his head out to watch me take off....

now he knows me sees me coming just smiles as in you know what to do.....

ha ha

it's good to find someone in those Toll Booths that Actually HAS a personality....

On the Harbour Bridge booth was where i got the "Full sik car Bro" from a Maori bloke (NZ).... we had a quick yarn... Nice Guy...

I heard some pissed guy yell out of a car window while driving past 2 cops walking down glenferrie road 'is it true u became cops because you are to stupid to work at mcdonalds" everyone around the cops laughted their asses off and the car did a quick left turn and drove off before the cops could get his plates.

I had a Torana which broke down due to a busted oil pump. The NRMA guy arrived and was diagnosing it (I didn't know what it was as yet) and some yobs in an XB Falcon cruised past and said "Buy a Ford!" I thought it was kind of funny and didn't really care, but the NRMA guy got really offended. He started muttering under his breath stuff like "Oh that's REALLY FUNNY, moron!" etc.

I found the NRMA guy's reaction to be funnier than the original one-liner coz he took more offence to it than me :D

when I had my strawberry face 180, the number of times I've had "nice 200sx, I din know they made a hatchback model"

the best one I have to say tho is again in my 180, driving down parramatta rd near liverpool rd intersection (I think, not sure...) WRX was a few cars behind me I could see him in my rear view, zips in and out of traffic n comes up next to me, we're all going at 50kms an hour, we wind down our respective windows, this is what was sed:

him: "nice paintjob mate, but does it have AWD?"

me: "dude its a 180, its RWD"

him: "so you'd have no chance against my baby then huh?"

me: "I've got 174 at the rears, I dunno"

him: "mines got..." SMAAAACK!!!!!

the dude had run into a parked car...

pulled over parked the car got out n made sure he was ok... while we were standing on the sidewalk I started lookin at his car, and like the only damage was to the front bar, but interestingly no FMIC or recaro seats. So i quzzed him, turns out it was just a RX done up to look like a WRX.

So yeah, now when I'm about to yell out shit, I always check for parked cars...

but interestingly no FMIC or recaro seats. So i quzzed him, turns out it was just a RX done up to look like a WRX.

WRXs don't come with Recaros.

"duuuuh, is that a skyline turbo??" Nah mate its a GTR :bonk: see the badge, the guards, the brembos, the bonnet, the front bar, the seats, the centre console, look the 2 turbos, that thing there ...yeh mate... that says RB26 :bonk:

by recaro's i meant the style of seats that come in the car, not actual recaro seats. And the way he was goin on about how he'd whip my arse I expected an FMIC to be hanging in there, anyways I asked him how much he paid for the car and he gave me some bogus info, then I jus go "that's not a WRX is it?" and he goes "nah its a kitted RX".

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