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I had a situation last w/e. Was on Appin Rd driving towards the gong. Was in the one lane part doing 50km/h (the speed limit) then when it goes to two lanes and 80km/h I speed up up to the speed limit and jump into the left lane. (the whole time a commonwhore was tailgating me) The commonwhore goes past me with the middle finger raised... I was like wtf did I do? I swerve into the right lane (no blinker) tailgating this guy big time... the guy shits himself... slams on brakes. I jump into left lane then undertake him then jump back into the right lane raising my middle finger then take off...

Did I mention I hate Sydney traffic?

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A couple of year’s back I was a passenger and my mum was driving me to Lindfield station. We were behind this van for around 600m on a residential road and the van was doing 20kmh. We got to 4 way intersection on the red and we needed to turn left. The Van was in front of us and seemed to be going straight ahead. The lights turned green and the van didn’t move. The lights went red. After a five second count on the next green light, my mum tapped the horn. The van moved 2meters forward, stopped in the middle of the intersection, a junky looking guy got out with a hammer and started screaming "WHAT C*$NT. WHAT THE F*$CK DO YOU WANT C*$NT". He then started running at our car. Mum floored the car into oncoming lane (was empty) and the guy threw the hammer at the car as we passed him. He got back into the Van and chased us all the way to the Gordon police station. We pulled into the carpark under the police station and he was still screaming at us.

I got the license plate and we went and reported it to the police.

The guy is already wanted by police and is considered armed and dangerous as he has several prior arrests for armed burglary, assault with a weapon, resisting arrest (the list is as long as my arm).

The police said we should have run him down.

Holy crap that's crazy. Lucky you guys didn't get out of the car..

Last week, driving the bfs corolla of all cars, travelling in the right lane i had just came out of the M5 tunnel, past the airport etc. I was following a friend, they changed lanes to the left. I always look over my shoulder before changing, i did this seeing there was plenty of room. I started to merge over when a hero in a xr8 put his foot down speeding up and stopping me from changing. So i stayed in my lane till he was enough in front to again try and change, as soon as i tried changing he slammed on the brakes so i couldnt again. He was making it impossible to change lanes so i was doing about 40kz then changed behind him, he kept slamming on the brakes and just being a complete idiot. I then changed back to the right lane to over take him or at least not be behind him he cut me right off and came to a complete stop jumped out of his car, i locked the doors and started looking for when it was safe to pull out to get away, he reached through the window grabbing my arm and tried getting my keys...

CRAZY...he was a huge guy, im a lil blonde girl, WTF?

Roid rage for sure!!

Last week, driving the bfs corolla of all cars, travelling in the right lane i had just came out of the M5 tunnel, past the airport etc. I was following a friend, they changed lanes to the left. I always look over my shoulder before changing, i did this seeing there was plenty of room. I started to merge over when a hero in a xr8 put his foot down speeding up and stopping me from changing. So i stayed in my lane till he was enough in front to again try and change, as soon as i tried changing he slammed on the brakes so i couldnt again. He was making it impossible to change lanes so i was doing about 40kz then changed behind him, he kept slamming on the brakes and just being a complete idiot. I then changed back to the right lane to over take him or at least not be behind him he cut me right off and came to a complete stop jumped out of his car, i locked the doors and started looking for when it was safe to pull out to get away, he reached through the window grabbing my arm and tried getting my keys...

CRAZY...he was a huge guy, im a lil blonde girl, WTF?

Roid rage for sure!!

what the hell!?!?! did u report it at least

Last week, driving the bfs corolla of all cars, travelling in the right lane i had just came out of the M5 tunnel, past the airport etc. I was following a friend, they changed lanes to the left. I always look over my shoulder before changing, i did this seeing there was plenty of room. I started to merge over when a hero in a xr8 put his foot down speeding up and stopping me from changing. So i stayed in my lane till he was enough in front to again try and change, as soon as i tried changing he slammed on the brakes so i couldnt again. He was making it impossible to change lanes so i was doing about 40kz then changed behind him, he kept slamming on the brakes and just being a complete idiot. I then changed back to the right lane to over take him or at least not be behind him he cut me right off and came to a complete stop jumped out of his car, i locked the doors and started looking for when it was safe to pull out to get away, he reached through the window grabbing my arm and tried getting my keys...

CRAZY...he was a huge guy, im a lil blonde girl, WTF?

Roid rage for sure!!

Assult!!!

Did you even bother calling the cops? I for sure would have.

I got the plates yeah, didnt report it though. Im sure hell be dealt with =)

Yeah, I'd report this one even tho' God'll deal with him.

Cops love to help out little blonde girls in Corollas who've been assaulted by big hunks with bad breath in XR8s.

Gotta put bad breath in a cell.

actually pepper spray is betta than a tazer lol cuz a tazer ya can get up after 30 seconds, pepper spray will screw u over 4 a couple of days hehehe :D

Actually available as a veterinary product called, "MUZZLE CANINE PEPPER SPRAY" hmmm

It has a 'Use By' date tho. Effective over 3-4m. Small enough to fit in a purse/glove box.

lol good to know actually i may just get some =) least its kind of legal then

I used to sell a couple as a locum chemist ('03 I think) - and then they weren't available anymore. I think it was a way of skirting the law. Haven't done pharmacy for a few yrs now. It had a a safety catch with a thumb-release and then press the plunger. It would only take half a second to squirt and Voila... :)

Perfect to make a big bad-breath V8 redneck dude go weak at the knees.

Sorry about all the adjectives - but I like adjectives... haha

oh n make sure the wind aint blowing towards u! :)

u can actually make ur own, the recepies r on the net sumwhere i remembered looking at em ages ago, can make diff strengths :ermm: lol... n it will stand up in court betta than a girl beating up a falcodore driver

I had a situation last w/e. Was on Appin Rd driving towards the gong. Was in the one lane part doing 50km/h (the speed limit) then when it goes to two lanes and 80km/h I speed up up to the speed limit and jump into the left lane. (the whole time a commonwhore was tailgating me) The commonwhore goes past me with the middle finger raised... I was like wtf did I do? I swerve into the right lane (no blinker) tailgating this guy big time... the guy shits himself... slams on brakes. I jump into left lane then undertake him then jump back into the right lane raising my middle finger then take off...

Did I mention I hate Sydney traffic?

Similar happens to me whenever there is a chev badged commodore on the road, they either tailgate me then pass me with rude finger/dirt look or I sit a reasonable distance behind them so they brake till they are sitting 20kms under the limit then speed up once the road becomes multilane and I pass them

we had a little incident whilst on a drive a little while ago in grafton, we had just filled up at the servo and i had headed up the road ahead to KFC as we were having lunch there.

Pulled up and parked the car and as i am getting out of the car this passenger in a black holden ute driving through the drive through says F'n Wanker looking at me. It takes me by surprise so i am a little stunned and he heads out of the KFC and drives off as i wave to him goodbye (in hindset this was probally not a good idea) the driver turns around and comes back into the KFC and the passenger jumps out. The passenger looks like a bikie type guy with his JD shirt on, beard and black sunglasses - you know the type.

Starts cracking it and walks towards me then pushes me knocking my sunglasses off my head, smell the alchol on him and realise he is half cut say's he is going to punch my head in and i keep telling him that he is welcome too but that there is about 10 ppl around and he will be in a bit of trouble with the police.

THis keeps going on for about 10min or so out the front of the local KFC with lots of going back and forth without any fists being thrown and then he ends up jumping back in the car and leaving saying he knows where i live and he knows ppl that will get me etc (i am not even from this town and he has no idea who i am).

About 5 min latter 6 cars from the group i was traveling with turned up and looked at me wondering what was going on.

This was to become called Bogan Ville NSW.

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