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Woman Burnt Husbands ....errrm....dingaling

eMsta

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eMsta

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reminds me of bobbitt - and how she sliced her ex-hubby's ding dong, and they had to stitch it back together, after which he performed in a number of low rate porn videos.

that would have been painful, but imagine being burnt!!!! god damn!!!!!

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It's very simple.... a couple of squirts of this stuff will stop those jealous women with flames!

http://www.laco.com/productDetail15.aspx

If she's got a knife or other sharp object, may i sugest a metal detector at the door?!?

eMsta Grand Master

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whatchu gunna do with a char-grilled wang, luv?

flawless logic

maybe it reminds her of those bbqed spicy sausages....like all shrivelled and shit.......

f**k...maybe this is why people are less interested in married life :P - once you get married, all your shit belongs to your partner :O

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