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Who stays till morning more like don't wake her when you leave

post coital deuce is important. leave toilet seat down for when she wakes up the next morning.

also, unless you sleep with beasts, stayin in bed for breakfast is your right as a man. fuck sneaking out after the deed. easy way to miss out on wake up sex and a meal.

Lol it's turbooo. What did your flutes cost ya if you don't mind me asking

buy ceffy. turbo and exempt.

What time were ya there? Not that I'd recognise you but I spent a good deal of time there lastnight. Crown se urity are way too efficient, you see about 10 seconds of a punch on and the swarm is already there.

Anyone hitting up Geebung today/tonight?

One of my mates got smacked around by crown security last night. Reckons there was about four of five security guards pinning him down after a bit of a confrontation. They sound like a bunch of heros those security dudes imo.

My ex best mate is/was security there. Put some guy in hospital once. Crown is the last place u want to be a f**k head and get in a fight.... Endless security

On another note, someone call 000 and get some cops to etihad stadium ASAP. There's a rape in progress

What time were ya there? Not that I'd recognise you but I spent a good deal of time there lastnight. Crown se urity are way too efficient, you see about 10 seconds of a punch on and the swarm is already there.

Anyone hitting up Geebung today/tonight?

Around the area from 9pm to 6am lol in the Casino till about 12 ish

And yeah, the security are massive heroes. The bouncer to let us up stairs to the Fusion club and shit was really anal about shoes and stuff.. a lot of people got told to get the f**k out of the line by this douchebag and they wern't happy at all which is understandable.. yelling at him to step outside.. tuff guy etc etc.. I was just /facepalming. These guys were dressed completely fine as well.

Also - stripper sliding down the whole stage bare ass on soapy water was pretty cool, chick had some skillz & tricks. Best one by far.

One of my mates got smacked around by crown security last night. Reckons there was about four of five security guards pinning him down after a bit of a confrontation. They sound like a bunch of heros those security dudes imo.

Yeah they work on numbers. I had a mate who worked for security there, he was 60kg lol didn't matter though, you get 10 x 60kg guys coming after you, you're leaving the premises. What I don't understand is why people try to fight against security - you're not going to win!

well, they just throw you out for being unruly right?

do you get banned or something as well?

You get thrown out and that's it. If you hurt one of them or you're stupid drunk, they throw you out the "back" door which backs onto the Yarra and that comes with an added ass kicking.

If I got banned from Crown I'd be devo.

Where else can I play casino war?

I hope you're not serious. That game is the most mindless shit since Crown's take on two up. When I walk past war I can practically see trollface.jpg on the dealer's face. Play three card poker or blackjack mayne.

My ex best mate is/was security there. Put some guy in hospital once. Crown is the last place u want to be a f**k head and get in a fight.... Endless security

On another note, someone call 000 and get some cops to etihad stadium ASAP. There's a rape in progress

Lol what?

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