Vic Wasteland Thread

[HEKT1K]

I'd sooner neck myself than be a code monkey. Lol Mohsen why so gay?

[blags]

Where do we apply for this job? How much experience is required? I have a few friends fresh out of uni that may be keen!

[funkymonkey]

Where do we apply for this job? How much experience is required? I have a few friends fresh out of uni that may be keen!

no freshers unfortunately. i had to fire a fresher web designer cos I had to spend too much time bringing him up to speed and was making way too many rookie mistakes.

http://www.penguin.com.au/jobs

nothing you learn at uni is useful when it comes to programming jobs. experience is king.

[Basti]

i honestly dont even know how to program a microwave or any other house hold kitchen appliance, but I do suck a mean cock.

sig'd

[dezz]

I went there with my (hot) ex and her (hot) friend on a Saturday night. Bouncers didn't want a bar of it. Since then i boycotted the place. TFU is infinity times better anyway

I went with 5 pretty attractive women on a Saturday night...bouncer goes you, you, you and you can come in, but not you (pointing at me)

I go yeah, they're really gonna come in without me f**k head, and went to wahwah instead

[Mohsen]

how was wah wah dez?

theres also some cocky ass dude at cq, think he's a manager or something. that flamin mongrel just ruins it sometimes

agreed.

lolfag

"admins gonna f**k with your shit"

[VSPECT]

bored at work.... blah blah...

[funkymonkey]

That rex has "omg dish on yahoo and cheeeeeap as bro, I'm gonna buy it now!" wheels.

Fuckin muppets putting heavy as shit VIP wheels on sports cars.

[VSPECT]

yes i hate when they do that....why buy a sports car when you want bling bling...might as well spend money on a stato (a bit of a pimp car i think) and put those heavy wheels on them...

[alr33x]

No understand?

a cheap tyre

[alr33x]

that wrx is hot as

[Mohsen]

that wrx is hot as

+1

on a positive note

RMIT uni wants to interview me RE: bachelor of industrial design..

im scared

[funkymonkey]

you need to do an interview to get into uni?

what are you "gifted"?

[blags]

Interview to see portfolio and then crazy test to determine if you have talent or are a half tard

[(OO)SKYLINE(OO)]

^^ Yeah, that's it.

you need to do an interview to get into uni?

what are you "gifted"?

Most Design Courses, they want to interview you to see if you have the "Design Mentality" to be selected to do a design course.

It's a load of pretentious wank (the interview process) and some ppl come out of it thinking they have tickets on themselves...

Then again, you get ppl who do the course and come out fine.

Also the interview is a chance to sell / show yourself off to say how good you are and uni will give you the chance to show case your work and give you praise.

Once finished, hoping to find a job at a design firm.

I'd did tafe then uni in design courses, you learn so much more in tafe, where as uni, it's all about reading the text book and work it out yourself instead of hands on teaching.

[HEKT1K]

my old man is an industrial designer.. does some lecturing at RMIT as well. Many of the students there are half tards.

[alr33x]

unless u wana full feee pay bet they dont interview shit then.

[Mohsen]

Yeah I guess it's gonna be pretty easy. I made a 1/10 scale fiberglass car body for my yr12 3d design work. Looks tops. Took a massive gamble on it an it paid off

[(OO)SKYLINE(OO)]

unless u wana full feee pay bet they dont interview shit then.

International Students.

They play about $10,000 as I recall from 1 of them who I did a course with.

Can't fail you either cuz you pay so much

[Mohsen]

Yeah you pretty much buy your degree