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who cares....ill stand to what i said...IPHONES ARE GAY!!! GALAXY FTW!!!!!!!!!

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hmmmmm... anyone on here have any series of the Samsung LEDs?

im looking at the 55" Series 7 and wanted to know if anyone has any experience with em...

Yup! We bought a Samsung series 8 46" LED LCD a couple of weeks back. Picture is incredible.

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whats the most OT anyones done in a pay cycle (monthly)....

one of the guys in my team last pay cycle did 102 hours OT... thats double time OT... so 204 hours standard pay... thats f*kin nuts! think the most i ever bothered to do was about 40 a month. He must have got a fortune last month. He paid over 3k in tax :(

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and what was the major benefit?

Use the inbuilt media player to play DivX etc over NFS and SAMBA shares.

Fix the Media Player bug in all Sammy's where the controls don't fit on the screen.

Add aspect ratios (Sammy's don't allow you to play mvoies off USB/network as anything other than Original and Fit)

Change subtitle colour and location.

Access service menu's (so you can fine tune picture and audio signal sync etc)

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i thought i would help everyone out there on how to impress a girl, unless this has been posted before:

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say you say "you better be". Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words @#%$ you, and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then, take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then, drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye". The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball or waterpolo.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "no she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one to the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say no it's just the rain. Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. Titty twisters, and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just

whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know

she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the

present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one

that much, but I think it's funny.

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,

promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will

make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're

going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't

call.

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