Vic Wasteland Thread

[llama_au]

in other news:

parting out ke70...

Join the club. I'm parting out the Pulsar.

[llama_au]

I've got a 20 year old mate who's still a Virgin, he cops a fair bit of flack..

I can better that. My 26, nearly 27 year old friend is still a virgin.

[blags]

You need to act fast! Get him/her really drunk and set them up with anything that moves

[llama_au]

We've tried. I don't think he understands what he's supposed to do around women. We joke that he's going to end up the 40-Year Old Virgin, but in truth I think that's going to happen. There's something seriously wrong if you don't lose your virginity as a teenager, unless it's on religious grounds. He's not a bad looking guy either, just a bit of a chauvinist.

[Count Grantleyish]

Sure..... Would you like to be vboy jnr?

shit. Ira almost 3 am and I gotta get up at 7

Did you get up at 7am?

[Count Grantleyish]

And I'm f**king melting right now...

Don't know how to turn the a/c on.

Yep I'm that dumb

[vspecIInur]

2 blokes at my work are ages 30 and 33 respectively havent rooted yet. As soon as you mention muff they start to froth, hesitate and/or anxiety attacks. Funny shit. I tell them, just go to the brothel and get laid ffs.

[R-SPEC]

rather be a 30-33 year old virgin than a 30-33 year old paying for sex...

with the amount of slappers around these days there is no need for brothels. unless your over 60 and have no chance of picking up or have some serious issues

[vspecIInur]

Oh yea plenty of slappers around these days. It's only gonna get worse from here on.

[HEKT1K]

I've never paid for sex, and never plan to

It's never truly for free. Amirite guys?

[Astro Bear]

It's never truly for free. Amirite guys?

This man speaks the truth.

[blags]

+1

[VSPECT]

VERY TRUE!!!!! its been proven a fact that we spend more money on ur gf than will on brothels for the amount of sex we have....well thts wht i read ages ago...

[krzysiu]

I'm sure it's still true

[VSPECT]

hey krissy boy...hwy was wierd without u on it...lol...when u comn bak?...it was sik...lol..hv fun on ur holidays?

[R-SPEC]

does your gf know your comparing her to a brothel? lol poor girl..

anyone wanna buy my wheels?

[VSPECT]

hahaha....dw i say the same thing to her....poor girl...has to deal with my passion for cars...lol...she is sick of me spending time n money on cars instead of anything else...lol...

[dezz]

big night tonight. messy

[dezz]

rim spec, there's a red 34 round here that looks a lot like yours, same style meshies etc

[R-SPEC]

lol after a while mines become used to it. her parents spend on her, she spends on me, i spend on car. win