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Doesn't matter if they're bad at it, just put 'em on their hands and knees and wrap the pony tail around your wrist like a wii mote strap. They make better noises if they're new to it :)

hahahahaha.

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Doesn't matter if they're bad at it, just put 'em on their hands and knees and wrap the pony tail around your wrist like a wii mote strap. They make better noises if they're new to it ;)

It really does matter and and from extensive research i can tell you that almost every one under 20 = bad

28-32 is an optimal range, they try really hard to prove they arent over the hill! :happy:

It really does matter and and from extensive research i can tell you that almost every one under 20 = bad

28-32 is an optimal range, they try really hard to prove they arent over the hill! :(

I must have got all the good ones then ;)

28-32 range tend to suffer from hotdog down a hallway syndrome though :happy: and they're usually firm believers in that women's "rights" hokey ;)

I must have got all the good ones then :D

28-32 range tend to suffer from hotdog down a hallway syndrome though :D and they're usually firm believers in that women's "rights" hokey :)

lol there arnt many JB's at uq in the evening or night, ur best bet is to go there around 11am-3pm is when most of them are out

I must have got all the good ones then ;)

28-32 range tend to suffer from hotdog down a hallway syndrome though :) and they're usually firm believers in that women's "rights" hokey :down:

Thats a damn lie, most teens who actually chuck it up, go too far and are more thrashed than many in thier mid to late 20s and most ive met in the age group i mention above are far more concerned with d!cks than womens rights ha ha.

So im going back to my original prognosis that you like young ones because they dont know that you are bad at sex and they think that 3inches is average :P:/

Ps take none of this personally, im heaps bored at work

Thats a damn lie, most teens who actually chuck it up, go too far and are more thrashed than many in thier mid to late 20s and most ive met in the age group i mention above are far more concerned with d!cks than womens rights ha ha.

So im going back to my original prognosis that you like young ones because they dont know that you are bad at sex and they think that 3inches is average :):/

Ps take none of this personally, im heaps bored at work

Sounds like inner self loathing to me, sir :down:

I like to teach too... so maybe that plays a part in it. Unteaching them other's bad habits is time consuming

hahahaha its funny how this topic started from finding sau members at uq to wanting JB and "teaching them" stuff right John?? lol. i would join you on the hunt but at the moment my time is spent on getting my engine ready so i can put it back into the car and exams. but once im done we'll organise a JB cruise hahahahahahahaha i bet you'd like that John wouldnt-cha :D

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