Milk After Work (must Read!)

[cm712]

I was at my place of work it is in retail (not a sales man) and was bussy all night. When i finally finished i relised that i had stayed 30 min overtime .. (finished 11:00am)

I was tired and thirsty and i head home post haste salivating the thought of dat der glass of milk / bottle !! When i get home i discover that there is no MILK and the though of no milk for the rest of the night had me in a depressed state.

Then i said fck naw i aint taking this **** i drove to the shops (11:18am) and got me some milk then i though i could by some choclates for my mothers day is tomorrow then. I rembers i forgot my wallet so i could not debit but $5 for the milk so the chocolates went back and i c this chick that goes to my tafe she is the check out chick, only one register open hers i seen her b4 never said hi .. i said ill say hi so i

i said "hi i seen you around tafe"

she"oh yeah said some other bull ****"

i said "i always c u around what course u doing"

she " im doing some management course wut course are u doing"

i said " i told her asked when is she finishing it she said soon and she wants to do nursing"

by this time she had scanned my bottle of milk and i had given her the money she so i say

i said " good luck and left"

she "pardon"

i said " good luck"

she " thanks"

i said "cya"

she "bye"

on the way out the security guard said cya

i said "cya"

I proceeded to walk switfly to my car when i got in my car i opened dat der bottle of milk and proceeded to drink it in the parking lot with milk running down my chin and the smile of satisfaction and the feeling of euphoria in me.

[zebra]

WTF?

[.:: GimpS-R34 ::.]

obviously he gets off on drinking milk...

[scorp]

Could you at least hop in a v skyline in your story

[N1GTR]

Sure it was milk, you know, not anything human?!

[Prue]

That was THE coolest story I have ever read. Seriously, you should write a book!

[iamhe77]

Whoa man... it is like you just summed up the meaning of life in one post... incredible... and the whole "money is not important" thing you had going on there was so deep (how did you pay for the milk btw?).

[TiTAN]

put the crack pipe down and walk away slowly.

[Prue]

put the crack pipe down and walk away slowly.

f**k that, he needs to run

[quarkgun]

Hmmm... sounds homo-genised...

[Jetwreck]

oh I get!

you got milk

and the winner for my favourite emoticon this week is cm712

your prize below(sorry nummers his outdone you this time)

[NISMO]

ffs, if you're going to be a knob at least do it in the wasteland section.

no offence to any wasteland regulars