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Alright, a few days ago i serviced the old girl and noticed their were snail shells on the on the cam covers and i was like wtf? snails must like the warm? ah well no harm done. So i checked the next day and same again, f*cks sake i thought, but this time i looked closer and i noticed little poos i was like "dirty bastard mice dragging their french dinner up into my warm engine bay and chowing down!!!!! So today i put traps down and got some rat sack, it better kill them or im gonna be devo! little bastards, I keep my engine bay clean too!

p.s i will hopefully post the genocide later on! :thumbsup:

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I would kill that f#$king cat......only good cat is a dead cat!!!!

I've shot the next door neighbour's cat with a BB more than once for sleeping on my car!!!!

Unlike you, I love my cat thankyou very much!

snails and rats however, i would treat with the same sorta deal!

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bizzare.

At our Gallery the mail box gets snail infested. I leave all the bills in the box till the snails have eaten them.

Saves a shit load of money. NOT.

snails trying to mate with the much larger snail ?

my cat used to sleep under my bonnet, he would get up where the wheel it and sit in there somewhere near the heat.

only found out when i turned the car on one time and heard this thump ....... and a cat running out.

have to check each time before i started it.

I would kill that f#$king cat......only good cat is a dead cat!!!!

I've shot the next door neighbour's cat with a BB more than once for sleeping on my car!!!!

Amen brother haha.

i grew up with a reading a book of my dads, 101 uses for a dead cat

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