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i just wrote the biggest long winded story about my adventures with the police on the way home... and i mean literary genius politzer prize type shit and the forum ****ed up when i clicked on submit and took me to some stupid page about god knows ****ing what!!

GRRRRRRRRRRR im pissed.

sif bother writing that all again/

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no it wasnt there when i went back... IT WAS A GOOD YARN DAMN IT!!!

gees... u try to bring a little light to peoples lives with a good ol fashion story and LOOK WHAT HAPPENS!

:worship:

it was a good story!

it also took me 30mins to write... so you can imagine how big it was considering how fast i can type :worship:

i guess i will have to do the same from now on.

lmao phil.. ur hands will fall off by the time i write that out again... if i write another one it wont be as funny or riveting as the original... it will be forever lost in cyberspace

lmao phil.. ur hands will fall off by the time i write that out again... if i write another one it wont be as funny or riveting as the original... it will be forever lost in cyberspace

lol, your a cunny funt :worship:

lmao phil.. ur hands will fall off by the time i write that out again... if i write another one it wont be as funny or riveting as the original... it will be forever lost in cyberspace

mb it will be better the 2nd time around? stories always get better in the subsequent tellings!

actually, i have a feeling it wasn't an actual story.. i think u just made it up to pretend u have an interesting life :worship:

yeah it was doing that on the 60th anniversary thread

and I got this:

Not Acceptable

An appropriate representation of the requested resource /forums/editpost.php could not be found on this server.

I chucked a spaz n abused my monitor for all of 5 seconds, typed it up again, copied it to the clipboard just in case n did it again...

lmao munkeh... did it take u to some page with like photos and posts by prank?

thats what it did to me... was doing it all the time the other night too when uploading images

pred - shup fool

the basic rundown...

got pulled over outside moorabbin police station...

went over the car 3 times and all they could find was number plate mounting (josies soarer got backed into her car and broke the fglass) which is a 3 point offence and 165 fine and a POD filter which was passed by the epa.

he checked everything from the 17x9.5s and 17x8s on the tyre plackard which, with the 235 tyres on em are apparently legal :(

in the end he let me off cause i seem like a "good bloke" and the car is pretty clean.

cops pulled me over while I was in my driveway and the car was turned off the other night... they had apparently been followin me for the last 2 streets and reckoned I was according to the female cop that came up to my window "I think you were doing around 80" in a 50 zone. I said "no I wasn't" and left it at that. She goes "is this your house?", to which I responded by givin her the correct address. She must have assumed I had just pulled into a random driveway to give em the slip, which was wierd coz I din even notice them, even when they puled into my driveway they had no siren or lights on... anyways, she said stay in the car and went back to the car.

Also I had a huntsman sittin on my windshield when I took the car out to go get videos, and I assumed the f**ker would fly off when I got on the ring road and got to 100k's, but no... the beyatch stuck to the car like a mvtherf**ker, and when I got home was sitting on top of my "customised P plate".

A male cop who was checking out my rego n general lookover the car stopped at my p plate, and I was watchin him to see if he noticed a real spider sittin on top of it, and surely enough the spider moved when he got too close and he freaked.

After this I got out of the car (guess I disobeyed them) and called my uncle and mates who were inside (at first they thought it was a joke but then they managed to come out) and we formed basically a ring around the police car... anyone walking by my house would of thought we were holding them captive or gonna beat the crap out of them sumfin.

After about 20 mins in the car the female cop gets out and goes "its OK we're just gonna give you a warning" (which was met with many cheers from all my mates) and just a reminder to watch my speed...

So moral of the story, had I been alone I would have been f**ked over, but since I had all my mates virtually surround the cop car, they let me off. The chick cop wasn't bad lookin either...

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