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How to make a Fail thread.

Ingredients.

2 cup of pointless story

1 tablespoon of speculation

2 cups of vagueness

3 pinches of stereotype slang

1 Cup of good intention

Take 2 cups of pointless story and add them to a large mixing bowl, also adding 2 cups of vagueness. Make a hole in the middle of the pointless/vauge story mix and add 1 cup of good intention. Add 1 tablespoon of speculation and 3 pinches of stereotype slang.

Mix ingredients thoroughly until all lumps are removed.

Preheat forum to 180degrees.

Pour your Fail thread mixture into a well geased tin and place on the middle shelf of the forum.

Your Fail thread is cooked once internet hereos attack your thread.

How to make a Fail thread.

Ingredients.

2 cup of pointless story

1 tablespoon of speculation

2 cups of vagueness

3 pinches of stereotype slang

1 Cup of good intention

Take 2 cups of pointless story and add them to a large mixing bowl, also adding 2 cups of vagueness. Make a hole in the middle of the pointless/vauge story mix and add 1 cup of good intention. Add 1 tablespoon of speculation and 3 pinches of stereotype slang.

Mix ingredients thoroughly until all lumps are removed.

Preheat forum to 180degrees.

Pour your Fail thread mixture into a well geased tin and place on the middle shelf of the forum.

Your Fail thread is cooked once internet hereos attack your thread.

Mate i hope you didnt waste your time typing ALL that out on such a fail thread [although not epic yet] but ten out of ten for effort. Gold star for you.

Any more??

btw he didnt do anything. I was just going to say it was a nice clean example sounded nice and what was the driver of the holden thinking made me laugh. There was however quite a bit of black smoke coming out the back not sure if you were awear of this.

But as everyone jumped to the wrong conclusion and started taking the piss i thought when in Rome.........

Hope thats cleared everyones minds and you can all sleep tonight knowing that no turbos were hurt or injured as a result of this thread.

Dont no about the neons it wasnt dark. tbh thats abit gay if it did.

@zebra welcome so good that you could come along.

And i would have used the spotted thread but thought it may have been over looked and is quite a big thread. Maybe there should be a sub forum for "spotted" instead of a huge thread were you could get lost.

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