Scientific Experiment Involving My Car And A Carrot

[scotty nm35]

Being a nurse, surely you could come up with a real hand to shove in there.

[Basti]

haha. all class there Kris. nothing but. slinky i got my arm caught in my r33 for a sec the other week. reched in with the door closed and hit the window up button. forgot the drivers side was auto lol

[xALmoN]

haha. all class there Kris. nothing but. slinky i got my arm caught in my r33 for a sec the other week. reched in with the door closed and hit the window up button. forgot the drivers side was auto lol

you've got strong bones.

[tm_r33]

Carrot is just a metaphore. Really he put something else in the electric window.

[Mohsen]

why the f**k would you stick your arm into a closing sunroof/window?

i put my arm through my friends 330ci sunroof. didnt hurt lol

You know where u can put that carrot instead of posting crappy threads?

the oven?

roasted carrots ftw

this thread is now about roasts

[tm_r33]

That baked carrot dish looks like alcohol induced regurgitation

[Mohsen]

alcohol induced regurgitation looks more like mash and maccas

[Birds]

haha. all class there Kris. nothing but. slinky i got my arm caught in my r33 for a sec the other week. reched in with the door closed and hit the window up button. forgot the drivers side was auto lol

Yeah I've done that too...window closed up on my arm, shat myself at first but then the window autostopped and it didn't really hurt. Then again, 15 year old window motors might be a good thing haha.

why the f**k would you stick your arm into a closing sunroof/window?

Was an accident when I did it...had the car on a hoist with the windows down...key was in the ignition barrel and I wanted to start the engine, so I reached in to press the fob button which disables the immobiliser...and is also the lock/unlock button. The car was already de-immobilised and it's wired for auto window windup when you lock it

[alr33x]

Alex- No ones been screwing with our water...anyways I spend most of my time in the 'westsiide' love

It's like mythbusters

that explains it.

[slinky-minky]

Birds & Basti- Similar thing happened to Brenton. The Capri window came up on his waste at like 6am and no one heard him squealing for ages, he eventually woke me up, and I had to go take the window down. He had some pretty bad bruising but no cuts, lucky for him the electric windows in it was yet another dodgy thing that the original owner had done.

Mohsen- Isn't it usually KFC and Noodles??

[scotty014]

hmmmm im going to call bullshit on this one it sounds like one of those old tales that float around on the net that i know a guy that lost his finger from a sunroof. i dont think it would take your finger off at all and id try it too im sure in the user guide it doesnt say "keep fingers away because it will chop them off" and if it does ill just sue them

[slinky-minky]

Scotty35- We're not usually allowed to keep peoples hands/finger...other parts they happen to take off.

Scotty14- That's why I wanted to test it. I thought it sounded like bullshit. I figured there'd be a sensor, or that the motor wouldn't have enough to do it, but that BMW sunroof snapped the carrot off and flicked it high into the air. The neighbours guinea pig was out there this morning nibbling on it

[scotty014]

Scotty35- We're not usually allowed to keep peoples hands/finger...other parts they happen to take off.

Scotty14- That's why I wanted to test it. I thought it sounded like bullshit. I figured there'd be a sensor, or that the motor wouldn't have enough to do it, but that BMW sunroof snapped the carrot off and flicked it high into the air. The neighbours guinea pig was out there this morning nibbling on it

what does the manual say about the sunroof? does it have a warning?

[tm_r33]

Yes it reads... 'please refrain from inserting carrots into closing sunroof cavity. Failure to follow this warning may result in serious injury or mashed potato for dinner instead'.

[ARTZ]

Ok well i just had to try it..So i used the missus 04 accord..

Results...window is awesome soon as it sensed the carrot it retracted and stopped halfway.

I was then willing to test my finger and it didnt even hurt...

However the sunroof was a different story , although it did no real damage to the carrot it kept pushing..I was stupid enough to then stick my finger in it and it did hurt..

But the good news is the carrot has survived

[KURAUN]

why the f**k would you stick your arm into a closing sunroof/window?

i put my arm through my friends 330ci sunroof. didnt hurt lol

the oven?

roasted carrots ftw

this thread is now about roasts

you like to spitroast with men

[Birds]

Yes it reads... 'please refrain from inserting carrots into closing sunroof cavity. Failure to follow this warning may result in serious injury or mashed potato for dinner instead'.

lol'd.

Just realised we have alot of Scottys on these forums.

[Cowboy1600]

Would have been interesting with pics of bloody fingers!

I would've preferred pics of where she's gunna stick the carrot....

[Cowboy1600]

Yes it reads... 'please refrain from inserting carrots into closing sunroof cavity. Failure to follow this warning may result in serious injury or mashed potato for dinner instead'.

I LOL'ed

[MUZT3K]

interesting, but why is it posted in the Victoria forum, the rest of australia have the right to know!! next will be seeing threads posted by nsw ppl saying there fingers got choped off because we didnt warn them!