QLD Whoretown...

[Nexus9]

Stamp collecting is the most popular hobby in the world

[Nexus9]

The raised reflective dots in the middle of highways are called Botts

dots

[Nexus9]

There are no clocks or windows in any casino

[C yar]

it feels like alot longer than that at red light ... i seam to attract them

[Nexus9]

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

[Col-GTSX]

Nexus9 has 9 testicles....

[Nexus9]

When you flush a toilet, an invisible cloud of water [full of germs] shoots six feet in the air

[Nexus9]

You can usually tell how good the picture of a TV will be by how black the screen is when the TV is off. The blacker, the better

[Nexus9]

One for Col-GTSX

It takes 25 muscles to swallow

[C yar]

are you searching the net for this stuff or are you just a freek that knows this crap?

[NismoGirl]

That's sad

[Col-GTSX]

Got me.... Im down....

Will take weeks to reply to that one

[Nexus9]

111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321

[Col-GTSX]

I cant believe i left my self so open.... That was a great come back...

If if you want comeback how about tossing into a fan.... HA

[Nexus9]

are you searching the net for this stuff or are you just a freek that knows this crap?

little of column A....... little of column B

[Col-GTSX]

I can feel im goona cop a huge comeback that will kill my humor for years...

[uneekwahn]

donkeys have a 360 degree view because of the position of their eyes on their heads

[Col-GTSX]

A fish has a longer attention span than a rock

[Nexus9]

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor

[C yar]

jason dont you start