QLD Whoretown...

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Dear Santa,

I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.

Love,

Francis

Dear Francis,

Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.

Santa

[japtaxi]

What's with Lusers finding 1 million problems on xmas eve...

 

f**k you all I'm going to the Pub...

they all want to dl xmas pr0n thats the prob..

[Nexus9]

What's with Lusers finding 1 million problems on xmas eve...

f**k you all I'm going to the Pub...

[Charly]

I "Live to Give" James  

 

that is why I am giving myself a respite from the cold dark mistress that is the IT industry today

And you came to whore with us. *whimper* I'm just so hapy right now. this is the christmas I always dreamed of.

[Nexus9]

Dear Santa,

Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?

Love,

Jessica

Dear Jessica,

Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.

Santa

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Dear Santa,

I really really want a puppy this year.

Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?

Timmy

Timmy...

That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me.

You're getting a sweater again.

Santa

[Nexus9]

And you came to whore with us. *whimper* I'm just so hapy right now. this is the christmas I always dreamed of.

not only that I am gunna come down your chimney tonight

hehehh

[Nexus9]

Dearest Santa,

We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?

Love,

Marky

Mark,

First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.

Sweet Dreams,

Santa

[Charly]

 

not only that I am gunna come down your chimney tonight  

 

hehehh

Hey chris,

Why is santa's sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.

[Nexus9]

Dear Santa,

What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

Your friend,

Thomas

Dear Thomas,

All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of ****tail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.

Hey, you wanted to know.

Santa

[Nexus9]

Dear Santa,

I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.

Love,

Teddy

Dear Teddy,

Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream.

Let me get you some nice Legos instead.

Santa

[Squizz]

you are definaly getting spammed now you little fu(ker

Make that 1 hour...

[chaos]

Hey chris,  

Why is santa's sack so big?  

Because he only comes once a year.

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Bwahahhahhhahhahah

[sileighty]

Make that 1 hour...

freaken work gives me stuff to do.. dammit...

now how do i upload Grand theft auto on the computer again and close and lock the door. :Bang:

[Nexus9]

I just found out that Fabtech are moving in next door to work in the new year.

Yay it will be civic's and lancers galore around here soon