QLD Whoretown...

[NismoGirl]

I feel crook

[NismoGirl]

I might go home :S But if I go home I'll feel more crook cause of the heat!

I can't win. I want aircon dammit.

[predator]

hey i'm working here at home in front of my computer , which makes a nice heating element all in itself.. and all I have is a pedestal fan

bloody tightass property owner

[Nexus9]

I put it to the hourable member of P51,

that it may be in the best interests of the rate payers for her to drive around in the "white, air conditioned, turbo-charged council vehicle" at councils expense until such time as the committe for the reallocation of summer heat has found a suitable arangement for the redistribution of excess temperature in the electorate..

[strutto]

I put it to the hourable member of P51,

that it may be in the best interests of the rate payers for her to drive around in the "white, air conditioned, turbo-charged council vehicle" at councils expense until such time as the committe for the reallocation of summer heat has found a suitable arangement for the redistribution of excess temperature in the electorate..

Ahh councillor Hottie... If only you knew...

[666DAN]

has the "white, air conditioned, turbo-charged council vehicle" become a "white, non-air conditioned, turbo-charged council vehicle"?

[strutto]

Councillor Dan, COME ON DOWN!!!

[chaos]

I put forth the motion for councellor members to purchase a Air Conditioning unit for Council Member P51.

[666DAN]

Due to the lack of A/C in the council vehilce, I believe you are fully entitled to make use of the petty cash to buy icy poles

[chaos]

I 2nd that motion.

[predator]

I put forth the motion for councellor members to purchase a Air Conditioning unit for Council Member P51.

seconded.. and also for aircondition to be repaired in Member for KnowNothing's cars also..

group buy on aircon fixups?

[predator]

you can't second your own motion :slap:

[NismoGirl]

Councillor Dan, I put it to you, that you have spent all the petty cash money on the engine upgrade for your council vehicle making no funds available for me to purchase some icypoles.

[Charly]

the honourable charly would like to know exactly how many times the member for psi has broken her airconditioner since the purchase of the white government vehicle?

Member for psi, don't be cheap. Buy us some icy poles. It's crazy hot in here.

Since you're asking I'll have a lemonade one.

[chaos]

i wasnt Seconding my own motion councillor Gordon, i was Seconding Councillor Dan's motion for the icy poles

[666DAN]

I disagree...even though great deals of cash were spent, they were mearly petty upgrades, therfore the cash must still be there.

Unless the missing money has been allocated to the honourable Smooth for this equipment I found in his office-

[Revhead]

My council provided vehicle still does not have working coils... I'm going to form a committee to discuss whether we should think about petitioning to have their repair sent out for tender.

Where the hell are the icy poles?! I demand a prompt resolution to this most urgent of issues.

[NismoGirl]

Councillor Batwing, this is the second compressor thing I have bought for the government vehicle to replace the original broken one that we won't go into the story of.

Because of budget cuts, I was informed that I should purchase a second hand compressor from a "wreckers" which only lasted 3 weeks until it broke in the same manner as the original compressor.

The airconditioning in my government funded car is still functional, it just isn't functional when sitting still at sets of lights.

[666DAN]

Sounds like the councillor has a leak in the system more than anything, possibly councillor smooth could donate some of his freon stockpile he had next to that elaborate equipment in his office?

[Nexus9]

Attention Councillor Revhead

It has come to my attention that you may have become a victim of identity theft as per here....

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/me...php?userid=1965

As we all know the dangers inherrent in the use of the internet and the need to take care when giving out personal information, it does not however give someone the right to steal someones identity in the event such care has not been taken.

I hereby propose that the council bring the full weight of our displeasure against this identiy thief.

What say you councillors?