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How A ***** Was Made

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Seven Wise Men made up their minds

to build then a ***** of their own Design.

The First was a Carpenter, full of wit,

with a Hammer and Chisel, He made the Slit.

The Second, a Blacksmith, black as coal,

with an Anvil and Sledge, He made the Hole.

The Third, a Rich Tailor, tall and thin,

with a piece of Red Ribbon, He lined it within.

The Fourth, a Furrier, big and stout,

with the Skin of a Bear, He lined it without.

The Fifth, a Fisherman, old and bent,

with a Rotten Herring, He gave it a Scent.

The Sixth, a Preacher, with a B.A. degree,

Patted it, and Felt it, and said it would Pee.

The Seventh, a Rabbi, a Mean Little Runt,

Blessed it, and F**ked it, and called it a C**t.

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