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Thanks for shattering my dreams  

well....... i didn't mean to....

It's just that i've never been a daddy before, and i don't know what it involves.

I can be your daddy if you want, and we can go fishing and camping and hiking and play footy and spend some quality time drinking with 'the lads'...

well....... i didn't mean to....

It's just that i've never been a daddy before, and i don't know what it involves.

I can be your daddy if you want, and we can go fishing and camping and hiking and play footy and spend some quality time drinking with 'the lads'...

well...if that's your idea of a good father then .....YOU ARE CRAP!!

I want a father who will teach me in the ways of dorifto, drag and double-clutching, take me out lapping and trying to pick up skanks, drunk driving and amphetamine abuse.

Are you up to the task?

well...if that's your idea of a good father then .....YOU ARE CRAP!!

I want a father who will teach me in the ways of dorifto, drag and double-clutching.......

Are you up to the task?

I guess not..... although i can take the heat on the drag strip, driving a manual isn't one of my strong points.

I can however, teach you how to drive an automatic with a can in one hand, a smoke in the other, talk on the phone and give the person behind you the finger all at the same time! icon10.gif

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