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In Tennnessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:

"Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the

backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black

mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of

talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government,

so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me

jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies

and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for

eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out,

and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle

down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some

undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious

characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible

dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife,

a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what

he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten bucks."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you

selling him so cheap?"

The owner replies, "Aw, he's just a big liar. He didn't do

any of that shit."

No not yet James

Travelling salesman rings a doorbell. Door is opened by a boy, eight years

old, wearing a top hat and a tutu. He has a large martini in one hand, a

cigar in the other.

"Young man, are your parents at home?" asks the travelling salesman.

Replies the boy, "What the fark do _you_ think?"

Actually Luke it was a Protestant Priest :)

Travelling salesman rings a doorbell. Door is opened by a boy, eight years

old, wearing a top hat and a tutu. He has a large martini in one hand, a

cigar in the other.

"Young man, are your parents at home?" asks the travelling salesman.

Replies the boy, "What the **** do _you_ think?"

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