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:P 'bases and lairs'

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i like this .....

Tip for Evil #1

Theologians define Evil as a supernatural force vying against God to corrupt mankind. Secular Humanists define Evil as any behavior that enhances an individual's success at the expense of the success of others. And I define Evil as the enjoyment I get from watching thousands of innocents squirm in terror as I destroy the very underpinnings of everything they believe and hold dear in my quest to command supreme domination over all life.

EVIL IS NOT A PHILOSOPHY. IT IS NEITHER A MEANS NOR AN END. IT IS AN ATTITUDE AND A LIFESTYLE.

Make no excuses. Support no ideology. Never explain. You're EVIL. Just do it.

--Commodore Vierundsechzig, Supreme Leader of the International Brotherhood of Rapscallions

what about this

ADOPT AN AL-QAEDA CELL

They're armed, trained, fanatical, and they're sitting around not doing anything anyway. Plus, they're not too bright -- just tack "Allah wants you to..." onto any command and off they go!

Price: Negotiable (food, clothes, a place to sleep)

*Customers still seeking refunds on our "Adopt a PLO Cell" offer should just give up.

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