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67.4% of my total posts are in here....hehe

I'm at about 55% Whore - 45% Knowledgeable Skyline Geneeus... But that doesn't include the massive amount of knowledge I have spewed forth in this thread to help people such as...

Ska 80% Whore - 20% Dumbarse...

I love sleeping in....is there a job where they pay you to sleep?

most government call centres?? :) Oh no you cant sleep there, but you dont have to do any work or be friendly to anyone except your boss....

TPG at the moment, 1.5Mbps capped to 64Kbps after 20 GB.

I have been over that heaps of times but this month they have bought down the hammer :)

When I worked at Umart we used Bigpond adsl as well and reguarly got 60-70 GB downloads a month no questions asked.

I think it is coming on TV in Oz in February.

It shits all over the old one.

This one is very adult orientated, with lots of twists and turns and subplots.

Probably the best Sci-Fi series I have ever seen.

The Battle scenes have to be seen to be believed.

but of course sir

The pilot episode is about 3 1/2 hours long takes a little bit to get going, but once the players are introduced and the action gets started, it doesn't let up the whole series.

It feels claustrophobic, the pressure is constantly on all the protaganists and there seems to be no release.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ze fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Zen ve vil finali rul ze vorld!!!!

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