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Will anyone second that sandwich?

I will second it, IF it does not include any vegetables of the banned variety... i.e "including but not limited to"... carrots, cucumbers, zucchini, turnips, beets, parsnips, potatoes, radishes, corn, eggplants, rutabagas, sweet potato, kumara, yams, radicchio, okra, gourds etc etc

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I say we be even more obstructive and irrational. I think we should only ban those aforementioned phallic vegtables in their whole form. Therefore once you cut them in half they're perfectly legal.

The less sense it makes the funnier it will be for us. Think of the wave of angry letters from all the pensioners we'll get. :)

I say we be even more obstructive and irrational. I think we should only ban those aforementioned phallic vegtables in their whole form. Therefore once you cut them in half they're perfectly legal.

 

 The less sense it makes the funnier it will be for us.  Think of the wave of angry letters from all the pensioners we'll get. :)

I will second that, IF and only if, the banned vegetables are prepared in a constituancy outside our own and imported in at great expense to the rate payer. My, and the female voters of this constituancy safety, is of the utmost importance to me and I cannot in good conscience allow a society of predatory males wandering the streets fresh with the image of phallic vegetables in their mind.

I, as an "extremely attractive woman" am constantly approached by lustful men and am fully aware that they do not need any further provocation by having these "lurid vegetables of the devil" waved in their faces day in day out.

Maybe we should actually form the interim sanctioned "Woman Against Phalli Association" this would help increase grievences against local greengrocers.

Protecting Greengrocers???

Please don't get me wrong, I mean I like "down a dirty, tie me up, watersport, nasty DVDA, sperm receptacle, bestial, unsafe group sex" as much as the next girl.

However, I cannot countenance the spending of hard earned council funding on protecting these filth peddlers. If they want to profit on the misery of women then they should use those profits to hire security to protect themselves.

I vote we stop Hansard recording at this point in time to discuss the alleged fund embezzling allegation.

Councillor Predator have you forgotten our additional *off the books* council funded retirement fund? I believe the councillor in question was transferring funds into said account.

Less said the better *taps nose*

I second that motion.

And may I reiterate for the minutes while speaking in verbatim about a proposed by-law to extend the opening hours for all local 'Mr Minute' outlets. Key replication & re-heeling has become an extremely neglected social aspect, and we must bring it up in our new agenda.

In furtherence to the Greengrocer issue

I have been offered a position on the Board of Directors in Company Chain of Greengrocers in another constituancy after my life in politics and a controlling share now. I therefore think it is in the ratepayers best interests to buy all our prepared vegetables of the banned variety from this chain of Greengrocers.

I suggest this only to save the rate payers a costly and exhaustive search for appropriate vendors from another constituancy.

In addendum if I actually lived in this constituancy, the rate payers would benefit from the arrangement with the return of rates paid by me into the council coffers.

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