Workplace 'medical' For New Job.

[Nizmo]

Yep i had to go for a medical for a Car Dealership position. Its a while ago now - i know i had to pee in a cup but i thought they said it was checking gluclose levels not drugs? Other than that they do a lot of bending your joints etc - making sure you don't have any pre-existing injuries or strains that can later be passed off as 'compo claims' .... oh i got a reflex test as well - you know the one they hit your knee with a hammer ... funny.

[bubba]

Did you reflex kick him in the head Lauren?

[dan_the_man]

She ended up killing the guy and spent 3 years in the slammer.

now you know.

[StealthX]

I passed it!

[inthisglass]

All you gotta do to pass drug screens is stop smoking about 3 days before (longer if you can)

then go buy this drink from off ya tree, costs about $80.. its blueberry flavour (:

follow the instructions (gotta drink it an hour before the test, piss 3 times then use your 4th piss)

[EXEMPT]

No worries and good luck!

P.S. I've got a mate who blew the test out of the water.. the maximum acceptable amount is 50ppm but he scored so high they had to use another machine (the first machine only read to 500ppm) and he came in at 1950ppm

That is the current record if anyone wants to attempt to beat it

I'd love to get myself tested for fun. I reckon I'd give that a fair run for its money LOL

[bubba]

I'd love to get myself tested for fun. I reckon I'd give that a fair run for its money LOL

We should probably catch up some time

[Mr Eps]

sounds like SOMEONE here is Bi-Winning!!!

[inthisglass]

I'd love to get myself tested for fun. I reckon I'd give that a fair run for its money LOL

We should probably catch up some time

Count me in!

[StealthX]

Count me in!

Me too!

[JonnoHR31]

new sub forum/club - sauwa stoners

[StealthX]

new sub forum/club - sauwa stoners

In.

[Stinky Rooster]

I am down like james brown for the inaugral meeting of the chronically unmotivated

[bubba]

What were we talking about again?

I might organise an "invite only" cruise

[StealthX]

I am down like james brown for the inaugral meeting of the chronically unmotivated

You sir, Win!

[t_revz]

new sub forum/club - sauwa stoners

What were we talking about again?

I might organise an "invite only" cruise

i can just see a bunch of imports doin 20km/h down the freeway with fog coming out the windows going from one maccas to the next

[Boss-zilla]

fk lol

[inthisglass]

Hot Box Cruise - coming to a backstreet near you

[erik]

smoked alot one weekend and passed a test a week later.

this sounds like a worthwhile cruise

[StealthX]

Yeah cruise sounds like a good plan.

Finding a quiet place to 'meet' is a little hard for 5-10 cars...

Any one willing to donate their house for a post-cruise meet point? I live with my parents so count me out.

Keen as for this, lol