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Noooooooo, don't revive this thread. Bad things will happen :ermm:.

I'm still waiting for settlement from the dude who's truck rolled into the back of me in February. Still not fixed but apparently the "cheque's in the mail"....

Go through your insurance; I don't even bother giving them the opportunity anymore...

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To the driver of the black commowhore ute, S.A. rego D3VIN3: You are a COMPLETE and utter TOOL! Thanks for nearly rear ending me (hope you like your flatspot), oh and I'm sure the guy in the car coming in the opposite direction appreciated you giving him no option but to run up the gutter.

Also FYI the police now have your details

that is all.........

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With plates like that; stupidity was destined to happen eventually.

Nice bit of karmic retribution there.thumbsup.gif

Which reminds me; I wonder if my old mate would like another couple of pizzas tonight?whistling.gif

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+1 i f**king hate p platers,i just had one try and sit up my ass in his sv6 ute :domokun::::domokun:.Fred Flintstone in his car would have had a better chance! when will these wankers learn?

especially when the p plater ones try to drag you with a ladder and a whole bunch of tin cans in the tray

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shit hot! i love it!!

Dear ST 416,

You are a bonehead.

In future, if you find yourself in the wrong lane heading through a toll, look right BEFORE you swerve across a painted median and into my lane and force me to nearly drive into a concrete barrier to allow for your pathetic excuse for driving.

Once you've damaged the mirror on my car, don't assume you will be able to do a runner in your piece of shit, slow arse XR6. It's not fast and you are a hopeless dingbat with the driving ability of a discarded foreskin.thumbsup.gif

Then, once I've forced you to pull over to exchange details, don't start abusing me because you are clearly too stupid to pilot a motor vehicle on a straight piece of pavement, even though it has lines painted on it as a reference point for brain donors such as yourself.

And if your fat, loungechair arsed, hippo of of a wife, decides to open her cakehole to weigh into the argument, tell her to go and eat another small country. (Preferrably not Australia; bits of it are quite nice) No one likes seeing fatties trying to argue when all they can think about is the fact that they're going to be late getting to Mc Donalds for their next greasefest.

When asked to give your license details, don't snatch it away and think I can't remember what was written on it. I can read quite well, and as it turns out; have an exceedingly good memory.

Lastly, don't for a minute think that any of the above behaviour will stop me from reporting you to my insurance company, and ensuring that you have the most unpleasant surprise when you discover how expensive replacing mirrors on imported cars can be.

Keep an eye out for some mail at your house in Apollo Drive, Charlestown; you arrogant skidmark on the toilet bowl of life. A grown man screeching like a little girl doesn't frighten me, it just make me more determined to annoy you.whistling.gif

For next time, just remember; if you'd been even a little apologetic, I would've got my panel guy to do the job as a favour, and it would've cost you nothing.yes.gif

So, to summarise; Bonehead, can't drive, can't do a runner, can't hide, pay large bill, go f##k yourself. I win.

That is all.

Who said we wont make 1000 pages with dumbarses like this on the road?

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+1 i f**king hate p platers,i just had one try and sit up my ass in his sv6 ute :domokun::::domokun:.Fred Flintstone in his car would have had a better chance! when will these wankers learn?

lol i hope you didnt race the dude.. remember what i said lol

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What is it with some drivers?, 6:30am and im running late for work(so not driving the slowest) i spot not one but two knuckle dragging Holden's cutting other drivers of trying to catch me.i don't know why these dickheads even bother with there whole 6kws,f**k OFF!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO RACE YOU, IM RUNNING LATE FOR WORK!!!!!:domokun::domokun:

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Anything moving faster than their nugget is a potential target for their "King of the Mountain" fantasies.:rolleyes:

Kids on Pushbikes, Low flying Pigeons, Hyundai Excels, Pensioners with walking frames...:whistling:

The fun starts when they pull up next to my GSXR 1000. Seriously? Even short shifting at 6000 rpm (of a possible 14 000 rpm) is enough to pull a monster gap to 80km/h.

But my personal favourite USED to be just riding alongside as they frantically accelerate; juuust in front of them in first gear (it'll do 165km/h in first :thumbsup: ) until I'd get bored, click second, gas, and show them 3 feet of air under the front wheel as I'd pull a 50 metre gap in about 2 seconds flat.

Roll off and watch their mates laugh at their pathetic attempt to race a bike.

I now know (thanks to the RTA) that drag racing on the street is illegal, stupid, and causes you to have a tiny winky; so I don't do it.:thumbsup:

Stay safe well endowed Stagea drivers; the ladies know why you drive a wagon.:devil:

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I had a bloke from work ask me when i first brought my car would i give him a drag on his motor bike????My response was pull your foreskin over your head and go f**k yourself! as if.Three weeks later he wrote off his bike,karma's a bitch,He was fine though.

Anything moving faster than their nugget is a potential target for their "King of the Mountain" fantasies.:rolleyes:

Kids on Pushbikes, Low flying Pigeons, Hyundai Excels, Pensioners with walking frames...:whistling:

The fun starts when they pull up next to my GSXR 1000. Seriously? Even short shifting at 6000 rpm (of a possible 14 000 rpm) is enough to pull a monster gap to 80km/h.

But my personal favourite USED to be just riding alongside as they frantically accelerate; juuust in front of them in first gear (it'll do 165km/h in first :thumbsup: ) until I'd get bored, click second, gas, and show them 3 feet of air under the front wheel as I'd pull a 50 metre gap in about 2 seconds flat.

Roll off and watch their mates laugh at their pathetic attempt to race a bike.

I now know (thanks to the RTA) that drag racing on the street is illegal, stupid, and causes you to have a tiny winky; so I don't do it.:thumbsup:

Stay safe well endowed Stagea drivers; the ladies know why you drive a wagon.:devil:

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