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dont_ask

By dont_ask,
in New South Wales

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GTR-N1 Grand Master

GTR-N1

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ANNOUNCEMENT in Daily Tele, Brissie Courier Mail etc.

All idiots are to hereby register at the nearest KK Carpark next Sat after dusk.

You are required to sign at the bottom with all compulsory fields filled in.

Of particular interest is the full name of your mother, her address and phone no. > Her gynaecologist shall be contacted to perform a hysterectomy asap so that you will be free of any future idiot siblings like yourself. Your urologist will also be contacted so that your own vasectomy can be a painless one.

For your kind efforts and time taken, a doughnut of my choice will be complimentary. The recommended flavour of the occasion is called, "Anaesthesia".

Vladimir Putin.

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