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The good thing is that he doesn't abuse people when they are wrong; rather, he points out their mistakes and goes about trying to help those people correct them.

I'm visit quite a few (car and non-car related) forums, and it's people like Sydneykid who are respected.

Gary gets my thumbs up. Thanks Mate.

I may even be considering a new career that I had never really been considered if things work out and I get to the Claude Rouelle seminar and workshop.

Although this sounds a little like an obituary.."god forbid" I'll throw in my 2.2cents inc GST.

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Hi Bass Junky, You Said

"I would like to start a thread"

I have tested this method using a biometric actuating meta-data analyser, and have come up with following formula..

URGENT THREADS: Use 49.1% Methanol and 50.9% Spit

NON URGENT THREADS: 16.6% Spit 83.4% Vic Bitter, this is only if you cant remember the thread you were looking for, the technical term is also know as - Being Blotto -

(I would recommend storing a 1ltr bottle of spit connected to your PC via USB/Firewire, and attach a waterspray kit similar to that from Autospeed)

Bass Junky, You Said

"To appreciate the acknowledge, guideance and wisdom that SydneyKid bestows opon us on a daily basis."

We use a similar theory for track racing, when we are loosing I run around the track bestowing my appreciation, acknowledgement, guidance and wisdom to all opposing competitors, by using a few formula's I created:

A= Grab the biggest mofo mirror you can find, aim it at the sun & point it in their eyes.

this has proved to work effectively, in the case this fails, we use alternative plans of attack.

B= Dump some oil in their path (just make sure your driver knows were you dumped it.)

C= One of crew dresses up as a marshall and waves the black flag

D= Cut across the track and ram the crap out of the other competitors until your in first place.

Hi MIC33R, You Said

"yep, without SK, I wouldn't know half as much as I now do about Skylines or even cars in general."

:( I'd like to start with the reason why you didn't know that much. I have pretty good success using this formula to determine the reasons;

Brain in lbs per minute = diameter of cells in mm X knowledge correction factor

So let's apply it to you;

300kw @ the brain = 480 brain power

480 brain power = 44 lbs of airflow = 44 mm of brain

Now if you want to run 19 psi of air through your mouth, then that's means you'll need to read that amount of my threads.

But we need to apply the brain boost correction method....

My experience indicates that to get 300kw @ the brain, out of a newB sau member you would need to run around 1.5 bar (22psi). So using the formula...

44 / 22 X 19 = 88mm of brain. In other words, you're only half way there.

Summing up, I think you guys have a numbers of problems, mainly your mouths are to small to soak up the grog and your fat % per capacity intake is too much, So you guys get Blotto on the smell of grog. To bypass this I would recommend springing your "mouth" using a 2bar mouthgate & attach an non returning blow off valve through the anal passage.

Hope that makes sense.

Lastly this message is dedicated to SK, thanks to you and many on SAU for your contributions.

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I pretend, I don't own or work for a workshop

But I do know everything

lol, Gary is definately an asset!

But so are others... Steve/B-Man for being sorta guinea cops at some stages.

And doughboy and rev, they got some brain power there too!

Maybe dedicate it to ALL the people who are very knowledge filled :(

It does make for good conversations at times with the opinions of different people around here. And different expiriances etc,

Sure gets some informative debate going.

Gary's an ace. everytime i send him a PM, it would come flooding back with answers/comments and great advice.

its rare to find someone like him who is so readily to share his knowledge.

kudos to Gary again.

btw - is he reading this or is he too busying helping someone out again? :(

glenn

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