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FML. Dropped 2kg while on that cruise, though I did manage to get myself tonsillitis on Wednesday so that likely has a lot to do with it (not eating much since then and not nearly enough water).

Back to the (clean) bulk I go!

Many fish were caught. I was without much doubt the hottest guy on the whole farken boat lol (from an aesthetically built perspective and shirtless at least), as I was advised quite a few times by multiple men and women. Particularly so on the "Island" themed evening during which I was dressed up by my mates in a grass skirt and coconut bikini and paraded all over the place. All I can say is that was the most female attention I've ever received, from girls of ALL ages. Even the girls with their partners tried not to stare, but failed. Hell, even the staff had a hard time ;) So many scary cougars though rofl

All in all 'twas a splendid time!

Oh also my camera's waterproof case decided early on that it was going to do the exact opposite of its designed purpose, hence my brand new camera flooded and died. No photos as per requests :( really disappointed, hopefully I can at least get it replaced haha.

Many fish were caught. I was without much doubt the hottest guy on the whole farken boat lol (from an aesthetically built perspective and shirtless at least), as I was advised quite a few times by multiple men and women. Particularly so on the "Island" themed evening during which I was dressed up by my mates in a grass skirt and coconut bikini and paraded all over the place. All I can say is that was the most female attention I've ever received, from girls of ALL ages. Even the girls with their partners tried not to stare, but failed. Hell, even the staff had a hard time ;) So many scary cougars though rofl

All in all 'twas a splendid time!

I see you've been working hard at your ego curls hahahaha.

Cougars are the worst! And they get away with molesting guys, too lol. My mother's friends have all confessed to "perving" on me, as they put it. I think they are more attracted to muscle than young girls. Not sure if just old and horny, or come from a generation that actually found muscle attractive...instead of some linguini-armed bitch pushing a lawnmower (see "Call Me Maybe" music video). Glad to hear you had a good trip and are obviously enjoying your figure / hard work having paid off.

Sucks about the camera, but feel free to PM me with more intricate details if you have stories :)

I have to work hard on my ego curls to assist with climbing out from under this damned heavy rock I'm stuck under ;) f**king LOL big time at "linguini-armed bitch pushing a lawn mower". Best call ever.

Will PM when I get a chance, absolutely flat out today getting ready for first day at new jerb tomorrow. GAH!

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Many fish were caught. I was without much doubt the hottest guy on the whole farken boat lol (from an aesthetically built perspective and shirtless at least), as I was advised quite a few times by multiple men and women. Particularly so on the "Island" themed evening during which I was dressed up by my mates in a grass skirt and coconut bikini and paraded all over the place. All I can say is that was the most female attention I've ever received, from girls of ALL ages. Even the girls with their partners tried not to stare, but failed. Hell, even the staff had a hard time ;) So many scary cougars though rofl

All in all 'twas a splendid time!

That sounds awesome dude, nothing better than random compliments to reinforce your hard work :) the most I've gotten relating to actual muscle and not just body shape/weight/looks is 'nice calves' lol. Soooon :P

That sounds awesome dude, nothing better than random compliments to reinforce your hard work :) the most I've gotten relating to actual muscle and not just body shape/weight/looks is 'nice calves' lol. Soooon :P

hahaha thanks! Yeah, ego boosts are definitely a good thing. Compliments only drive me forward :D I wish I could get my calves complimented though, lucky you :P

Now that I'm decently settled into my new job, I'm heading over to the playing fields at the uni that's only about 2 mins drive away and busting out some sprints. Absolutely ruins me, but god it feels good getting back to my desk afterwards and smashing down some lunch :D

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