Skyline V35 Coupe 04 Auto Triptonic How To Change Gear Newbie

[Sunkist]

Yeah, I guess money can't buy intelligence... or the ability to search nor think for yourself

or clean a flux capacitor

[skyichigo]

nah you need to use red back spider urine. its the only stuff that will get it cleaned.

and TRD guy, you can get the car serviced at any McDonalds. the oil they use to fry the chips, is the best oil for your motor.

lol.. thx for ur advise.. I just think, sometimes, why the suicide rate in this country is so high.. it's beautiful country and i loved being here.. but now I understand, person like you with ur spider and Mcdonalds oil crap?? LMAO. Now, it all makes sense.. but yeah, don't go kill yourself one day just coz ur brain can't keep on with the lifestyle these days... you can come to me , and I will help you

Edited September 16, 2011 by skyichigo

[Jetwreck]

Why you have TRD sticker on your Nissan!!!

"BECAUSE RACECAR"

Edited September 16, 2011 by Jetwreck

[skyichigo]

Nah, it's been proven by a lot of other members here.. coz I am dumb f**k who apparently didn't know anything about car stickers .. anyway it's gone now.. I tore them, burn them, mix it with water and drink it.. its all inside me now..

[Alkatraz]

Skyichido,

Whatever you do, don't listen to Sunkist, McDonalds oil will kill your engine!!! He obviously has no idea what he is talking about and is just trying to stir you up and cause trouble. Don't worry though people like him always get what is coming to them! Some people are obviously jealous of the success of others and their awesome TRD stickers!

What you really need to use is Hungry Jacks oil, apparently it has something to do with the way they flame grill their burgers. If you know the right people you can sometimes even get your hands on the oil from the onion rings, it is perfect for your transmission and I actually found (after rigorous testing) that it even decreases shift times by about .0002 of a second.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm onion rings!! Actually I'm a little hungry now, I think I have some decals around here that I can throw on the bbq. I cant believe that you mix them with water though, it ruins the flavor. TRD Decals should always be cooked just medium rare and then dipped in hot sauce.

Edited September 16, 2011 by Alkatraz

[Sunkist]

lol.. thx for ur advise.. I just think, sometimes, why the suicide rate in this country is so high.. it's beautiful country and i loved being here.. but now I understand, person like you with ur spider and Mcdonalds oil crap?? LMAO. Now, it all makes sense.. but yeah, don't go kill yourself one day just coz ur brain can't keep on with the lifestyle these days... you can come to me , and I will help you

no Really im an expert, I had an M35 Stagea, which is the exact same Flux capacitor as yours.

motor had so f**king power

Skyichido,

Whatever you do, don't listen to Sunkist, McDonalds oil will kill your engine!!! He obviously has no idea what he is talking about and is just trying to stir you up and cause trouble. Don't worry though people like him always get what is coming to them! Some people are obviously jealous of the success of others and their awesome TRD stickers!

What you really need to use is Hungry Jacks oil, apparently it has something to do with the way they flame grill their burgers. If you know the right people you can sometimes even get your hands on the oil from the onion rings, it is perfect for your transmission and I actually found (after rigorous testing) that it even decreases shift times by about .0002 of a second.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm onion rings!! Actually I'm a little hungry now, I think I have some decals around here that I can throw on the bbq. I cant believe that you mix them with water though, it ruins the flavor. TRD Decals should always be cooked just medium rare and then dipped in hot sauce.

common man, who are you trying to kid. everybody knows hungry jacks have more fat. since Mcdonalds went Deli, the oil is used less so much cleaner. Hungry Jacks used to be better, but since Mcdonalds are using low cholestorol Vegetable oil, it is much better.

KFC oil is better for your diff, and coolant.

[AHR31]

Enough all ready, my ribs are aching from laughing hysterically.

[AHR31]

Enough all ready, my ribs are aching from laughing hysterically.

[gkzlah]

What does it mean if I've been using the oil from my local fish and chips shop?

After reading the last few posts I think i've made a major mistake and not gone for the Major Brands to save some money.

=(

[Alkatraz]

I was actually talking with the CEO of BP Refining worldwide recently (he lives next door) and he said that they had taken a massive hit to their 2010-11 profits due to KFC, Hungry Jacks, McDonalds and the local fish and chip shops muscling in on their industry. He explained that all of the media coverage recently has been about the massive offshore oil platform fires but what doesn't get reported on, and actually hits their bottom line more severely, are all of the fish and chip shops stealing their business.

gkzlah, there is no problem at all with using that oil, you just have to be careful that you are getting it from a shop that ACTUALLY uses snapper as there main product. A lot of the smaller fish and chip places actually replace the snapper with hake and we all know what a drastic difference this can make on the performance of your oil.

Sunkist, didn't you go to school or are you just plain stupid??? Its common knowledge that the fatty oils provide far better lubrication and actually increase engine power. Think about it this way, do you feel fuller and have more energy after eating a double quarter pounder with cheese meal or a deli choice lettuce roll??? Your car is exactly the same!!!! I do agree with the KFC comment though, Colonel Sanders rolls in a 700hp big block V8 Chevy Mustang so whatever he uses must be good! Plus it has the 11 secret herbs and spices, just between you and me, I think that number 7 is actually a powered version of Nitrous Oxide, but don't tell anyway ok! Ronald McDonald drives around in a clown car so I ain't putting that crap in my engine!

[Jetwreck]

What does it mean if I've been using the oil from my local fish and chips shop?

After reading the last few posts I think i've made a major mistake and not gone for the Major Brands to save some money.

=(

there's no problem with that....I run the fish and chip oil in Winter as it's thinner and cheaper.....it's more like a 0W5.........the Burger places are more of a 150W310.

If you really want a good oil though I have started to use Motul Extra Virgin Olive Oil......all race applications should be using this.....I also run a remote oil filter that I can control with the TV remote....Kills 2 birds with one stone.

Anyway we are way off topic......this needs to go back to the how to change gears in an Auto with Tiptronic again.

+ = up gears

- = down gears

But the gearbox ECU will override your thoughts if you go outside it's working constraint's shifting down.

the ECO button in the centre console is overdrive...sort of like a 6th gear!.......DON'T whatever you do put the SNOW button on while not in the snow!......you will break the diff!.....even worse if you you have bigger wheels as you could break an engine mount!

[Love350GT]

This is the funnest thread I have ever seen before...

[n15m0]

TGIF!

[sheldon2369]

DON'T whatever you do put the SNOW button on while not in the snow!......you will break the diff!.....even worse if you you have bigger wheels as you could break an engine mount!

I've actually looked into this a little with my V35. Done some 0 - 100's etc. And im pretty sure having the snow button on makes you accelerate quicker. It all makes sense you know, In the snow you want more traction - therefore, when you put snow mode on, your wheels (bigger the better but be careful not to hurt the engine) grip into the ground a lot more.

I've seen an increase of at least 8 seconds.

[skyichigo]

I can't believe that my simple thread will become a post with the most funniest comments around.. Oh..my. As with the oil, I'll stick with the healthy fish oil. I don't like too much of the KFC, Hungry Jacks and whatever shits from them lol.. As you can see, too much fat asses already here in Australia.... It won't happened to my V35, ..never.. let it became ugly fat coupe..

[M34N]

Does anyone else weep for humanity? Wow.

[andy65b]

Does anyone else weep for humanity? Wow.

lol... I can see the future (imagine 10 years from now)

Scene: Father giving oldest son their first car.

Father: Son, here is your first car. It was one of my favorite cars when I was younger.

Son , excited jumps in to drivers seat but excitement is quickly gone and replaced with confusion . Son looks to father.

Father: What is wrong son?

Son: What is this round thing in front of me?, What does it do?

Father: Oh, son that is your steering wheel.

Son: What does it do?

Father: You turn it to make your car go in the direction you want it to go but don't turn it too quickly or the motor will be f**ked.

Son: Are you sure dad? Don't I steer the car with the stick in the center of the car with the + and - next to it?

Oh the humanity...

[T4NK]

hahaha all i can say is that skyichigo is a good sport lol

[Sunkist]

Does anyone else weep for humanity? Wow.

my car will be weeping Hungry Jacks oil

[skyichigo]

I've known what I need to know.. so this topic is no more use for me.. unless for some people who love bitchin on the screen , feel free to use this thread.. It's been fun chattin to all of you.. especially with all those losers (f*kin 200$ for a english conversion, LMAO.. get a better life, instead of rippin off people out there

Edited September 17, 2011 by skyichigo