Vic Wasteland Thread

[R31Nismoid]

English phags.

[Sunkist]

English phags.

whos an english phag?

lol ash did you realise you said Fag with a 'ph' in front?

so you like pretty hot fags?

[dezz]

So my girlfriend was at my place...Walk her out when she was heading home, wearing nothing but a pair of shorts. Once outside I noticed how chilly it was where as inside was still quite warm, hence the lack of clothing...

Closed the door behind me so no flies/insects would get in...Wave to her as she drives down the street, still cold but it's rude to go inside before the person leaves...

Turn around to open the door, locked. Phone inside, keys inside, clothes/shoes inside...

Quickly run down the street in the dark, barefoot (quite painful) trying to catch her, but unfortunately for me she isn't a slow driver.. Then had to run to my brothers house, still barefoot and shirtless obviously. Thank f**k he was home or it would've been an hour or so walk to my parents house, again, barefoot and shirtless...

Eventful end to my birthday..

[R-SPEC]

must be love

dark barefoot no clothes least now you know how Africunts live.

[dezz]

kunts driving past must've just thought I was going for a late night topless barefoot jog, as you do

[R-SPEC]

if i saw a big shirtless barefoot tattooed kunt running at night i'd be thinking cops must be chasing him...

[Basti]

or that whoever mugged you at least had the courtesy to leave you your shorts

[Basti]

if i saw a big shirtless barefoot tattooed kunt running at night i'd be thinking cops must be chasing him...

he's not black enough

[dezz]

or that whoever mugged you at least had the courtesy to leave you your shorts

some f**kin nice shorts too...

[dezz]

he's not black enough

my tan + the dark night and my blistering pace, you'd forgive them for thinking I was a nigra

[Mohsen]

imagine some dodgy flamin mongrel walks out of his house, looks left and sees dez running towards him.

LEG IT

[R31Nismoid]

So my girlfriend was at my place...Walk her out when she was heading home, wearing nothing but a pair of shorts. Once outside I noticed how chilly it was where as inside was still quite warm, hence the lack of clothing...

Closed the door behind me so no flies/insects would get in...Wave to her as she drives down the street, still cold but it's rude to go inside before the person leaves...

Turn around to open the door, locked. Phone inside, keys inside, clothes/shoes inside...

Quickly run down the street in the dark, barefoot (quite painful) trying to catch her, but unfortunately for me she isn't a slow driver.. Then had to run to my brothers house, still barefoot and shirtless obviously. Thank f**k he was home or it would've been an hour or so walk to my parents house, again, barefoot and shirtless...

Eventful end to my birthday..

The price of b'day lovin'

Must say i LOL'd at the story. I locked myself out during Dec, first time ever... Least I was clothed though.

[Mohsen]

i locked myself out on saturday night..

[R-SPEC]

you lock yourself inside your car

[dezz]

I rekin she locked the door out of habit, I never do and it had to be unlocked for us to walk out of it in the first place so yeah....blame her.

[dezz]

the worst part was that I knew my brother was in Mildura today, so had no idea if he was even gonna be home, and if he wasn't I was f**kED

[Mohsen]

lol thats so true rimon

as if you didnt break into your house dez, i do it all the time.

[Mohsen]

sometimes its a different house.. but i blame the arab in me for that

[dezz]

no way in without smashing a window

[R-SPEC]

it's quite easy assuming your house roof is tiled and you're able to get up there

just open a few tiles squeeze yourself inside your roof find the manhole and go down through it

used to do this quite a bit, wasn't always my house

Edited January 9, 2012 by R-SPEC