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seems I got one this month already.

so we had 10% bonus per year for years.

previous CEO decided was a bad thing

so they removed the bonus and boosed every-ones salary by 10%...nice

new CEO starts...want to motivate staff, so adds 7% to every-ones salary as a bonus...

(after firing 10% of staff)

all in 12 months!

Ask for another one.

birds fears nothing.

I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear and take its food

I'll mow the f**kin lawn on a land mine field

I'll scratch my back with a chain saw

I'll head butt a f**kin unicorn

I'll drive a f**kin truck through Ethiopia talkin about free ice cream sandwiches

I'll receive an operation on my eye ball while riding in a dune buggy

I'll sneak up to slick rick and snatch off his eye patch

I'll start a record label and base everything I got on MC Hammer

I'll go to a big ass beehive on a tree drop my drawers and hump it

anyone stayed in portarlington over the peak holiday period?

im hoping it doesnt become the northern suburbs like rye does lol/

theres some fun to be had down the peninsula in the summer.....

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