Vic Wasteland Thread

[Leroy Peterson]

Wtf. What suburb?

[HEKT1K]

Haven't been here for a while and then this happened at work today.

Grey R34 2doors came to our carpark at work just now, scouting for something don't know what it is and then they tried to go out from our car park and hit my colleague car and caused a damaged on rear bumper and body.

Funnily enough the front bumper of the R34 fell off with the number plate still intact from the impact and the bastards run away like a little cat.

Everything captured on CCTV and police informed so the bastard better watch out and see who's knocking on their door next.

I wonder if anyone here knows who these people are if they are famous for making trouble in thomastown area, since few reputable workshop around this area also says they seen these two people on the R34 drives around the area often and coming down asking for parts.

And maybe if you guys seen anyone here looking for front bumper replacement for R34 too, just remember they are little pu$$y criminal.

that makes my end of week work day

Right about now, SAU court is in full effect, judge DREZ presiding, in the case of grey r34 vs the police department

Back when Cube - was rollin wit Lorenzo in a Benzo

I was bangin wit a carpark of colleagues

Got the CCTV and license plate, got down to business; but sometimes

the front bar of this shit can turn thomastown against you

But you was a real nigga, I could sense it in you

I still remember the window of the grey R34 you went through

Hey, motherf**kers, welcome back to the 34 dolla Sack Pyramid

I'm your host motherf**kin O.G. joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo

And we're back with our two final contestants

Duck motherf**kin Drez and Bootny Lee Drezworth

They'll be playin for Grey Gtt, and a 34 dollar gift certificate to the Thomastown swap meet

Alright y'all beotches got 34 seconds to answer five motherf**kin questions

Lonnie, you're ready wit that clock?

Well let the games begin

We in that garden state where they CCTV, the state where you'll never find a carpark empty

Now it's '95 and they workshops watch me, front bumper missin like I caused a damaged in GTV

Straight outta Thomastown, crazy motherf**ker named Drez Cube

From the gang called colleagues With Attitude

When I'm called off, I got a rego of

Squeeze the trigger, and front bars fall off

You too, boy, if ya f**k with me

The police are gonna hafta come and get me

Off yo Grey 34, that's how I'm goin out

For the punk motherf**kers that's showin out

colleagues start to mumble, they wanna rumble

Mix em and cook em in a carpark like gumbo

Goin off on a colleague like that

with a gat that's pointed at yo ass

So give it up smooth

Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a 34 jack move

Here's a CCTV recording to keep yo dancin

with a crime record like Charles Manson

Grey R34 is the tool

Don't make me act the motherf**kin fool

Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe

I'm knockin colleagues out tha carpark, daily

yo weekly, monthly and yearly

until them dumb motherf**kers see clearly

that I'm down with the capital T-H-O-M-O

Boy you can't f**k with me

So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck

Coz Drezz Cube is crazy as f**k

As I leave, believe I'm stompin

but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Thomastown

The CCTV footage has found you guilty of being a little cat, bastard, pu$$y criminal, 34 drivin mother f**ker

One, two, three R34

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Drez are at the do'

Ready to cause a damaged, so back on up

(Cause you know we 'bout had to smack shit up)

Gimme the steering wheel first, so I can bust like a bumper

Thommo and colleagues together, now you know you in trouble

Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in'

But I damn near got caught, 'cause the CCTV kept CCTVin

Now it's time for me to make my impression felt

So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt

You never been on a ride like this befo'

With a colleague who can rap and cause a damaged

At the same time with the R34 that I kick

You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky parts

To add to my collection, the selection

Rat-tat-tat-tat late at night with my gat

On the streets of Thomo

Wonderin' where the Grey 34 at

Staright for ya, looking for a hoe

Hangin' out, rollin in my 'three-fo

34 swicthes for the colleagues in my hood

17 shells so I make it understood

Stay back, lay back, way back in the cut

Ya come outside colleague ya gettin' f**ked up

But I told ya, Creep, Creep ya best move

Like Luthor Vadros, f**kn' up the North coast

I'm right back up in ya when ya nut

1-2-3 nut, from the D-R-E-Z but

This is for the colleague that I used to know

When I didn't have my '3thirty-fo and a lot of doe

I keep ya this and like that

And I...

Never hesitate to put a colleague on his back

[HEKT1K]

Yeah...so speed past the cars I hit, you see that it's a must we drop bumper bits

34 reasons come to mind

Why your motherf**kin bumper is hard to find

Colleagues be standin on the streets and f**kin with mine

Stupid punk can't f**k with a mastermind

See I never take a step on a Thomastown block, without the CCTV ready to pop

Lil' ghetto colleague

Playing in the Thomastown streets

What'cha gonna do when you grow up

And have to face CCTV

One, two, three and to the fo'

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Drez are at the do'

Ready to make an entrance, so back on up

Cause you know we had to rip front bars up

Gimme the CCTV first, so I can bust like a bubble

Carparks and Thomastown together, now you know you in trouble

Ain't nothin' but a Grey 34, baaaaabay!

Two loc'ed out 34's goin' craaaaazay!

My company is the label that paaaaays me!

Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this

But, uh, back to the Grey 34 at hand

Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand

From a young colleague's perspective

And before me dig out a bitch I have ta' find a contraceptive

You never know she could be earnin' her man,

And learnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man

Now you know I ain't wit that shit, Lieutenant

Ain't no colleague good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it

(yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal CCTV

And now all you colleagues and ho's know how I feel

Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper rego

I'll take a small piece of some of that front bar stuff

Edited May 30, 2015 by HEKT1K

[Birds]

So good

I can pretty much tell the whole story from those raps, no OP needed

[midnightR33]

Wtf. What suburb?

Ashburton

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Epic!

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

I think I was even less busy than I remembered lol

[HEKT1K]

I thought I still had the pic of the "Dr Drez - the CCTV" album cover but it's gone

[dezz]

Chipped a f**kin tooth today, time to replace them all with platinum ones.

[Birds]

lol'd so hard

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102499/Adam-Goodes-sparks-social-media-storm-Indigenous-inspired-war-dance-celebration-Sydney-Swans-win-Carlton.html

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

$50 says it was Goodes that did it

[UNR33L]

hahaha thats pretty good.

Dezz those ride days only run during the weekdays at PI? also what speed group did you start off in? slow slow-medium medium-fast fast?

Edited May 31, 2015 by UNR33L

[dezz]

Never noticed that but looks like you're right.. I guess I've always taken days off or done them on RDOs and public holidays

[Borci88]

Mostly Thursdays I believe Leigh, and also Broadford run it as well on Thursdays but a lot smaller track.

[UNR33L]

Yeah I'd prefer PI should be mad, only thing at the back of my mind would be don't bin my bike

Edited May 31, 2015 by UNR33L

[dezz]

Still plenty of spots left for Queens Birthday PI...

Everyones waiting for the weather forecast..

[UNR33L]

f*kn copped a $300 speeding fine again (96 in 80) dandenong bypass shouldn't be 80 anyway.. 3 lanes + 2 shoulders and barriers.. it's basically a freeway!

Last 7 years none nek minit 2 in 2 months

Also how does one go about asking roommates mrs for rent / contributiion / upping his considering she stays 5/7 nights a week..? I feel like I'm getting shafted hard atm, closer to her work I guess why wouldn't you live somewhere rent free..

Edited May 31, 2015 by UNR33L

[Birds]

I think you were already getting a pretty decent deal from him if I recall correctly, but if that bitch is showering everyday and eating there then no reason he shouldn't be paying 2/3 the bills

[Leroy Peterson]

f*kn copped a $300 speeding fine again (96 in 80) dandenong bypass shouldn't be 80 anyway.. 3 lanes + 2 shoulders and barriers.. it's basically a freeway!

Last 7 years none nek minit 2 in 2 months

Also how does one go about asking roommates mrs for rent / contributiion / upping his considering she stays 5/7 nights a week..? I feel like I'm getting shafted hard atm, closer to her work I guess why wouldn't you live somewhere rent free..

Yeah the bypass is bullshit, I know cops hide in some spots there.

Ive done it twice now lol. Once was when a 3 person small house drew a $300 2-month water bill coz this scumbag boyfriend who lived in the next street way staying over just about every night. I lost my Shit so he apologised and have us $10 cash each. f**king moron.

The other time I discussed with my housemate a rule for partners staying. And limited it to 2 nights a week.

[UNR33L]

I'm getting a normal deal I would say (for1), did my research before agreeing on a rent price

Yeah I'm thinking might need to implement a rule, cos mine comes over a little bit too but not as often (even though it's my joint) fair is fair, I'll just talk to him and say look shes living here 70% + of the time may as well make it official and start contributing or just live with her instead

It kind of turns into a mad house, it's a 2 bedroom unit often with 4 kents running around, straight to bootin everyone out and living lonesome

Edited May 31, 2015 by UNR33L