Vic Wasteland Thread

[Mohsen]

I AM DA CAPTIN OF DIS SHIP

[Birds]

One of the fkers bit my finger immediately after eating from my hand

Zero rationale

Blood everywhere

2/10 would not feed again

[Mohsen]

One of the fkers bit my finger immediately after eating from my hand

Zero rationale

Blood everywhere

2/10 would not feed again

f**k your finger

[Rekin]

Dying from avian flu brah

Birds flu

[Down_Shift]

watched jurrasic park.

needs subtitles for dinosaur dialogue.

All you need to know is that Dezz is the Alpha..

[Birds]

f**king amazing 600gm piece of rump steak from woolies...$10 market value, not even MSA and it's borderline tender as an eye fillet. Must have been close to eye; had hardly any fat streaks through it atypical of a rump steak either.

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Bullshit asshole. No one likes the rump there

[UNR33L]

Had some good woolies t bone yesterday.. twice.

[Birds]

They have some legit good as market meat sometimes

Have to search for 10 minutes for the best cut though

[UNR33L]

Yeah gotta fight off those old ladies

[Birds]

If they take the best cut, you follow them around the supermarket with some gravy steak in hand until they put their basket down to look at something else because they're too weak to hold their basket up at the same time...then do the sneaky switcharoo and bask in the knowledge of what they'll be attempting to cook that night, as well as enjoying the best cut yourself.

[UNR33L]

That plan sounds so good I want to try it.

Do we take it one step further and replace the ripe bananas with bruised ones?

[Birds]

Nah too obvious

Can do big bananas for lady fingers though; induce premature feelings of senility and/or glaucoma

[alr33x]

When ya think wasteland can stoop no lower we start discussin hood winking the elderly.

[UNR33L]

What if they have milk with better expiry date? perform the switcharoo at the same time?

[Kinkstaah]

Absolutely. Finding that milk with 1 extra day of expiry is vital to survival especially given it's usually finished 4 days before the initial expiry date.

[Mohsen]

When ya think wasteland can stoop no lower we start discussin hood winking the elderly.

youre a real estate agent. YOU ARE SATAN!

[Mohsen]

watched my worker also make a coffee with his skim milk, that he didnt realise was blown out and sour.
lolls were had.

[UNR33L]

I might do the milk label switcharoo in the workplace, all those skinny latte feminist will blow up

Edited June 16, 2015 by UNR33L

[UNR33L]

Where's Toby at, it's tax time & he's hiding.