Vic Wasteland Thread

[Plattsy]

Sounds good - I hunger some tempura

Yesterday I got rammed from behind by a guy in a Lancer, then we exchanged numbers

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But on a serious note, he has no insurance and cannot speak very good English (been in the country only ten months). Luckily my insurance said they will wave my excess if I take down his details - also, since I'm not at fault, it will not affect my premium or rating

Still a pain in the arse having no car for a while.

disappointing lack of aussie racism in this post.

[L33SH]

morning

[EeLeYe]

morning

[blah_blah]

In for tempura

Will be back in Australia end of the month

[L33SH]

In for tempura

Will be back in Australia end of the month

+1

Will be back in Melbourne end of the month

[Leroy Peterson]

Luckily my insurance said they will wave my excess if I take down his details - also, since I'm not at fault, it will not affect my premium or rating

this is the complete opposite of what usually happens, non?

not at fault does not equal having no claims against your name? (in case of stolen car, accident with someone without insurance etc.)

[kaitoukid]

Will still be in Melbourne, Australia end of the month...

[Miguelone]

Am keen for Alvins Banana.

[Odium]

I'd rather something filling...

[blah_blah]

Who says Alvin doesn't have a big banana? Dat BYC

Simon how does a company monitor employee internet usage. Are they able to monitor everything you do & how much time spend on the internet, apart from browser history?

[EeLeYe]

this is the complete opposite of what usually happens, non?

not at fault does not equal having no claims against your name? (in case of stolen car, accident with someone without insurance etc.)

I was also surprised when they told me this. I checked again to make sure but apparently this is the case; there will be no affect on premium or rating.

Simon how does a company monitor employee internet usage. Are they able to monitor everything you do & how much time spend on the internet, apart from browser history?

I too would like to know this.

[Odium]

It all depends on how the IT systems are set up...

Small business networks are often set up just like a home network is.
Computer -> Router -> Internet

If they have a fancy router, they could install some software on it which tracks requests and links them to users.

Larger business networks are often designed with forensic options in place from day one, or as a happy side effect of proxy server caching.

Computer -> Proxy Server -> Router -> Internet

All traffic passes through the monitoring server, which can be logged against a user if required... Websites visited can be pulled from log files (or automatically made into nice reports listing the sites visited and/or time spend randomly browsing reddit)

Obviously that is just a high level view of some generic setup, there are a lot more in depth monitoring solutions out there.

Just keep in mind that "Incognito Mode" does nothing, all that does is stops records of the visited websites on YOUR pc... Once the request for the site leaves your computer there is nothing to stop it from being intercepted and recorded against you.

[CrispyFries]

What you need is a secure tunnel to your home server and direct all your browsing through there

[blah_blah]

So wut do?

How do I defeat the matrix?

Better do some Tax work then

[Count Grantleyish]

+1

Will be back in Melbourne end of the month

You sure do love Melbourne!

And could be keen on Alvins tea par-tay.

[Count Grantleyish]

So wut do?

How do I defeat the matrix?

Better do some Tax work then

You defeat the matrix by sending tax work to IT person at your work.

[Plattsy]

farkin mohsen sending me shit!

[Count Grantleyish]

Very considerate bloke he is.

[Plattsy]

i love how he put my middle name down and shit. brilliant.

also, use of phone number gets return pics of cock.

you need a big screen, as my balls are very saggy.

[scotty nm35]

Now the whole world knows where to steal you super Micra from Platts. lol.