Vic Wasteland Thread

[Birds]

My tax return is going to be fatter than yo mumma

Unless you have a financial dependent, my tax dick will be bigger than yours.

[alr33x]

What we talkin? 5 digit?

Edited July 2, 2012 by alr33x

[blah_blah]

What we talkin? 5 digit?

over 9,000!

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

so I.T. just deleted my username by accident and are now telling me that it may take 3 days to have access to the banks systems again

morons

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

and now they aren't getting back to me....

nice

[CrispyFries]

Tell manager you'll be back on friday - when they ask why, tell them to ask IT

[HEKT1K]

What we talkin? 5 digit?

Nah I ain't a high roller like you brah, might get 4k or so

Last year my return was $305... ironically, it came in precisely 3 days before my $305 fine for "driving an unsafe car" was due. I was none too pleased

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

i sent them an email stating it was unacceptable etc etc.... i'm back online now

[alr33x]

Nah I ain't a high roller like you brah, might get 4k or so

Last year my return was $305... ironically, it came in precisely 3 days before my $305 fine for "driving an unsafe car" was due. I was none too pleased

dont worry brah ill be lucky to see 5 digit this year! hahaha

god just doesnt want me to have a new car

Edited July 2, 2012 by alr33x

[blah_blah]

Your Tax refund are normally > $10,000 Alex? Smells slightly fishy

[Birds]

Between Tony and Rik you can have the fraud and indictment all wrapped up in one action.

[blah_blah]

Rik pull up Alex's details and do a Tax Audit.

Pepper your angus

[Birds]

Make people spell Ric as Rik

/jedimindtrick

[Rekin]

Between Toby and Rik you can have the fraud and indictment all wrapped up in one action.

Fixed your post

[alr33x]

Yes tony & not fishy at all why would it be?

Mind you we are talking alot of tax payment

Edited July 2, 2012 by alr33x

[blah_blah]

Yes tony & not fishy at all why would it be?

Mind you we are talking alot of tax payment

On the assumption that your employer is withholding the right amount of tax, normally you would be in a neutral/nil position via your PAYG Payment Summary (Group Certificate).

So in order to achieve a high tax refund at say a tax bracket of 37c, You would need approximately $27,000 of deductions.

Not saying its legit, just saying if I was an ATO auditor I'd pick you lol

[alr33x]

you gotsa pm.

[Mohsen]

so aleks is doing a dodgy...

careful what you say, hes from the west

[HEKT1K]

Make people spell Ric as Rik

/jedimindtrick

Get f**ked lol

Toby I'm not in an audit area, I'd be promptly fired if I snoop through people's files (srs)

[Sunkist]

On the assumption that your employer is withholding the right amount of tax, normally you would be in a neutral/nil position via your PAYG Payment Summary (Group Certificate). So in order to achieve a high tax refund at say a tax bracket of 37c, You would need approximately $27,000 of deductions. Not saying its legit, just saying if I was an ATO auditor I'd pick you lol

you gotsa pm.

uh oh.. tonys copped it now