Thinking Of Starting My Own Mini Superlap

[fatz]

have only come up with a name so far

World

Australian

National

Kar

Race series

or "WANKR"

basically no rules, timed track day and winner gets the lofty title of "best/fastest WANKR" on the day

seeing as i am organizing it i shall be refereed to as the head WANKR

any ideas throw em at me get in on greatness before it become too popular

#this may have been thought of in greece (by a pool after a few drinks)

[zebra]

Car contact allowed.....especially on pit road

So if a car is faster than you, you can take it out

[Doobs]

How many beers must be consumed each lap??

[fatz]

i now have a poll to confirm the awesomeness of the idea

car contact allowed just dont let pezhead on the track

[fatz]

How many beers must be consumed each lap??

due to liability issues drinking is banned however the organiser will never test for it

[Duncan]

good work Pete, this will be a winner. Be sure to set up WANKR P/L so no-one can steal your awesome idea.

When you say it is a "Lofty" title, is Dave the only person who can win it, or are other people eligible?

[MaTBoY]

When you say this... you mean superlap using tiny cars right? Remote control ones with pets driving n shit?

[zebra]

Why is Fatz taking the entry fee's into his own account and not SAU:Athens?

And can I run drag slicks with no cage in the wet with my helmet on backwards?

[MBS206]

Sorry FATZ, I've seen that SAU already has an event coming up that is full of Wankrs. Can you please change the name and sup regs.

KTHXBAI

[fatz]

good work Pete, this will be a winner. Be sure to set up WANKR P/L so no-one can steal your awesome idea.

When you say it is a "Lofty" title, is Dave the only person who can win it, or are other people eligible?

duncan.... would be on of the top contenders to winning WANKR

ash is entering circuit work now so he has a chance of claiming top WANKER

there will also be a bikini comp judged by the Barron as he is an associate of WANKR

[fatz]

Why is Fatz taking the entry fee's into his own account and not SAU:Athens?

And can I run drag slicks with no cage in the wet with my helmet on backwards?

just to confirm all money goes to me, if there is any profit i shall put it to the prize

the current prize for best WANKR is a slab of warm VB

slicks encouraged, cages optional.... pants optional

[zebra]

Are "rear engined six cylinder vehicles" Allowed at this superlap event?

If the prize is what you say it is than I would like to bring a mega budget car along, and I am trying to decide whether to bring my R35 - complete with A380 attached to the boot lid, or my GT3 half Million dollar Lotus or a Porsche

[wolverine]

Expect a letter in the mail from my legal people.

I have an event called 'WANKR Nationals'.

Yes, that is right I have 2 national's in my name = 2x the hektikness.

ps. I have P/L sorted so don't try any funny stuff

[fatz]

Sorry FATZ, I've seen that SAU already has an event coming up that is full of Wankrs. Can you please change the name and sup regs.

KTHXBAI

i have a recorded conversation of the last time we chatted re sau WANKER's v's people entering my WANKR day

totaly diffrent just look at the "E"

i am happy to sort it out man to man with a Russian leg wrestle

[fatz]

Are "rear engined six cylinder vehicles" Allowed at this superlap event?

If the prize is what you say it is than I would like to bring a mega budget car along, and I am trying to decide whether to bring my R35 - complete with A380 attached to the boot lid, or my GT3 half Million dollar Lotus or a Porsche

stuffing things in the rear end encouraged and welcomed at WANKR events

[zebra]

Sorry for all the newb questions.

But will this bolt up to my RB20?

I also have a missfire at 4500, will this fix it

and will WANKR P/L offer a warranty?

[Duncan]

You know, this idea really has legs. I think you should run with it. (Oh man I am funny).

Instead of classes based on tyre compound, I think you should base them on number of posts in the thread. Just think of the top line posters who will be fighting out the champonship.

And then, apart from the regular classes, come up with some "special" trophies like:

* John Boston award - to the driver who enters the most cars

* Golden engine bay - to the workshop that spends the most per second. Not eligible for actual winners

* Brett Middleton award - to the driver who hits someone else hardest

I'm sure there are lots more ideas

[Duncan]

Oh and the:

* Turbo Landcruiser award - for the most innapropriately modified race car. I reckon your 4WD R31 is a shoe in for this.

[Duncan]

And while you are at it, ban coilovers to make sure the competition is fair. I cannot beleive how many people put in coilovers for the "competing" event

[zebra]

Also Needs

* Award for most greasy pit crew in KAPPA Tracksuits

* Most expensive ring in driver

*Most oil dropped in a single lap

*Most engine outs in a single lap (only eligible to 300ZX and GTR's)