Thinking Of Starting My Own Mini Superlap

[benm]

Sorry im out, I wanked 1 time too many and blew my bearing!

[Doobs]

You know, this idea really has legs. I think you should run with it. (Oh man I am funny).

Instead of classes based on tyre compound, I think you should base them on number of posts in the thread. Just think of the top line posters who will be fighting out the champonship.

And then, apart from the regular classes, come up with some "special" trophies like:

* John Boston award - to the driver who enters the most cars

* Golden engine bay - to the workshop that spends the most per second. Not eligible for actual winners

* Brett Middleton award - to the driver who hits someone else hardest

I'm sure there are lots more ideas

The bitterness is strong in this one.

[zebra]

Sorry Benm, I own Wanked P/L and you are not allowed to use that name on here.

You will be hearing from my Lawyer and then I will proceed to argue with you over the interpascals

[fatz]

Sorry for all the newb questions.

But will this bolt up to my RB20?

I also have a missfire at 4500, will this fix it

and will WANKR P/L offer a warranty?

rb20 engines are only allowed in NA forms

warranty is implied which means no!

[Duncan]

*Most engine outs in a single lap (only eligible to 300ZX and GTR's)

Nasty. but at least I will be in the running for something. The only other thing I've ever won is a CAMS national championship

Oh here's another wierd idea, not sure how to fit it in. Imagine if women could drive cars on the track instead of walking around the pits wearing SFA?

Doobs....this is early days. Lots of good ideas to come yet

[fatz]

You know, this idea really has legs. I think you should run with it. (Oh man I am funny).

Instead of classes based on tyre compound, I think you should base them on number of posts in the thread. Just think of the top line posters who will be fighting out the champonship.

And then, apart from the regular classes, come up with some "special" trophies like:

* John Boston award - to the driver who enters the most cars

* Golden engine bay - to the workshop that spends the most per second. Not eligible for actual winners

* Brett Middleton award - to the driver who hits someone else hardest

I'm sure there are lots more ideas

good ideas

considering the number of potential king WANKR's turning up in evo's and WRX they may have to have their own slab of warm VB

ill put Neil in charge of Warm VB distribution

[zebra]

Nasty. but at least I will be in the running for something. The only other thing I've ever won is a CAMS national championship

Oh here's another wierd idea, not sure how to fit it in. Imagine if women could drive cars on the track instead of walking around the pits wearing SFA?

Doobs....this is early days. Lots of good ideas to come yet

How about Women drive convertible's while wearing SFA..and have them on the track at the same time as the rest of the competitors

[fatz]

Also Needs

* Award for most greasy pit crew in KAPPA Tracksuits

* Most expensive ring in driver

*Most oil dropped in a single lap

*Most engine outs in a single lap (only eligible to 300ZX and GTR's)

if john from unique enters he will get his own award

[fatz]

Sorry im out, I wanked 1 time too many and blew my bearing!

druncan is banned from entering his car due to this reason as well

[The Bogan]

Wil ther bee driftin ?

[MBS206]

i have a recorded conversation of the last time we chatted re sau WANKER's v's people entering my WANKR day

totaly diffrent just look at the "E"

i am happy to sort it out man to man with a Russian leg wrestle

As noted in that recorded conversation, when you bring the jelly, we can wrestle. Until then, I'm telling my mum!

[fatz]

Nasty. but at least I will be in the running for something. The only other thing I've ever won is a CAMS national championship

Oh here's another wierd idea, not sure how to fit it in. Imagine if women could drive cars on the track instead of walking around the pits wearing SFA?

Doobs....this is early days. Lots of good ideas to come yet

only women with a tastfull tat are allowed in the paddock

once again all will be inspected by barron for tastefulness and his decision in the final!

[MBS206]

Will fuel be available on the day, or should I bring more then 3 jerry cans?

[fatz]

Wil ther bee driftin ?

"style" points will be awarded for drifting

also the amount of metal piercings will be judged in accordance with the redbull flatcap international rating system

[zebra]

Also

* The Mark 100% Hack Webber Award - For the entrant with the fastest car but still cant win

[benm]

How'm I sposed to modify my sss pulsar when new rules are added every 13 seconds?

[fatz]

Will fuel be available on the day, or should I bring more then 3 jerry cans?

refilling of drivers is only allowed behind the pits by the official shotglass/flagon holder

[Duncan]

see, more top shelf ideas!

Louis Hamilton is in with a big chance for the Brett Middleton award.

[zebra]

* SSS Pulsar must display P-plate, Neons and Chrome Tempe Tyres Wheels fitted with re-treads

[The Bogan]

1 lap then 1 beer and a pie, go on.